What I Really Say To Your Husband

Ladies, your husbands are emailing me. Repeatedly. You may or may not have any idea this is happening. It's probably while you're in the shower, or after you go to bed. Or maybe when you think they're texting a co-worker on the couch, or in the bathroom on their iPads. … [Read More...]

Refinished Entry Dresser

Entry Dresser Before

So, one of the final pieces from my epic hernia thrift furniture haul was a beat up old dresser I found for $30. Click here for the AFTER and all the details! … [Read More...]

The Season of Kindness… to Yourself

Be Kind Giveaway

This time of year, it's always super easy to get into the holiday spirit. The spirit of giving. The spirit of love. The spirit of kindness. We take all those amazing emotions and actions, and plaster them across mankind in a selfless act of compassion and humanity, and it's wonderful. Truly, it's … [Read More...]

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!

FGW Book Sign

Trips to Disney World are legendarily known for their magic, a notion that holds especially true for me. You see, every time I visit, something wonderful happens. Whether it's fashion campaigns, or Good Morning Americas, or gatherings with friends... magic happens here. Which is why it's … [Read More...]

Dream the Impossible Dream. Shorts.

Shorts

There comes a point in your life when you feel comfortable with your thighs rubbing together in hot, public places. I am not at that exit yet. I'm on the exit ramp, off to the side, where the truckers park to sleep. I'm not talking about mentally comfortable. In fact, after 20 hours in a car … [Read More...]

Halloween 2013

Daria

La la laaaa la la.  We didn't have our big Halloween bash this year. I've been injured and in a foul mood about it, plus we're leaving for Florida tomorrow, so things just got a little too busy to properly plan a soiree. Unfortunately, that also means that I didn't have anywhere to don a … [Read More...]

Painting Without Pants: The Living Room & Bedroom Reveal

tv conole before

Remember the television console that almost killed me? Thanks to copious amounts of help from Andy and my mom, I was able to finish it, but out of principal, I gave it the silent treatment the whole entire time. It actually wasn't the only thing I purchased that day. I also left with a … [Read More...]

Will You Marry Me? IGNORE THE SNOT BUBBLES.

So I just spent 27 minutes flushing my tear ducts out this morning watching this... And that, on top of this... And it wormholed into this.... And then this... I mean, seriously dude, I bet Andy is pretty thankful youtube proposals weren't a thing 10 years ago. Just me, him and the guy … [Read More...]

The Comeback Kid

Parenting Sweet Spot

I went off to college wanting to be an elementary school teacher. That goal was lost somewhere along the line, but I had a very 1950's daydream about me in cardigan sweater sets talking about conjugating verbs. After college, I spent my summers working at an all-girls summer camp, and my first … [Read More...]

Camp Throwback Spring 2014… ON SALE NOW!

Camp Throwback Button

Nostalgia Alert! Camp Throwback tickets go on sale TODAY at 10am EST. Tickets availability is limited to 100, so ready your sleeping bags and find your s'more sticks, we're going to camp! CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS NOW! Read more about Camp Throwback here! For more information, check out … [Read More...]

Comfort Flaws

The Real Christian Grey

I've had a lot of downtime, and like chicken soup to the soul, I've been feeding the healing process with movies and celebrity gossip and pizza rolls. None of it particularly healthy, but soothing in the same way people on ecstasy like suckers. Somewhere between Meatballs and Meatballs 2 I heard … [Read More...]