Imitation is Flattery and also Totally a Red Flag About How Weird You Are.

May 2, 2013

So we do this thing as a family where we reduce each other to soundbites and mock each other. When I say it like that it sounds… assy…. Ummm, it’s more like, we each are known for our own fun little quirks that we then get off on by portraying them in an exacerbated fashion […]

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Brittany’s Favorite Things Birthday Giveaway

April 26, 2013

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warms wooly mittens. Brown paper packages probably full of pajama jeans, zombie apocalypse army guys, Moroccan oil, and fake animal heads… These are a few of my favorite things. Two days until I’m “feeling 32,” which I assume will not involve “falling in love […]

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Last Call Brittany, Episode 3

April 26, 2013

If you missed Last Call Brittany live last night, no worries, you can watch it live right here. We drank (too many cans of) Straw-Ber-Ritas and chatted about working, primarily working from home, and you how can land your happy ass a job where pants are NOT required. Speaking of pants, am I wearing any? […]

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The Post Puberty Super Pre-Menopause Fedora?

April 22, 2013

Last week we had an 80 degree day. It’s back to 50 now, so let’s not get excited, but this is how Ohio works. Dick teasing us with moments of warmth and sun, only to pull out at the exact moment you consider packing your winter coat away. The warm weather was lovely, but it […]

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Last Call Brittany: Fashion, Wine & Boners?

April 19, 2013

It’s not a fashion show until someone shows their Spanx or pulls out a dildo. And, like always…. ’tis not safe for work. Want more irreverent indulgence? Check out Episode 1!

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Open Mouth Kissing My Thirties

April 16, 2013

Andy and I are the same age. Born a mere 23 days apart. But if you ask Jude, our math savant son… Andy is 32. I am 30. So, fine, I lied about my age to my six year old son who could give all of zero fucks about the number. But, I cared and […]

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The Brazilian

April 12, 2013

I’ve always been a shaver. It’s easier, cheaper, and I can do it myself, which is typically how I like to address my vagina outside of an intercourse or baby-coming-outta-it setting. For those things, I’ve found the involvement of others is best. I tried waxing once in high school…sorta. Of the various awesome things to […]

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Last Call Debuts Tonight

April 11, 2013

At 10pm EST, I’ll be joining a group of rad women to laugh, dish, drink heavily…. and probably talk about vaginas. It’s a can’t miss! RSVP to watch LIVE by clicking here!  

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Orlando is for Families…and Overdraft Fees.

April 9, 2013

Once or twice a year we head down to Florida. It’s an absolute privilege my children get as a byproduct of having in-laws and friends that now reside in the Sunshine State. Last week I did a little venting on the myth that is the “family vacation.” I blame the steroids I was on for […]

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Happy Birthday, Papa.

April 5, 2013

The kids call him papa. I think it makes people uncomfortable, which only goads us on, triple dog daring us into those weird couples who refer to each other as “papa” and “mama” across the room from each other at parties or in line for the complimentary hotel continental breakfast. We have all our important […]

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