And She Was Never Heard From Again

By |2017-08-21T10:47:03-04:00July 7th, 2017|Marriage, Sex, Travel|

The woods is a really amazing place to go if you have all sorts of inner turmoil and nowhere to put it. I'm struggling with moving, I'm struggling with my religion, I'm struggling with our country, I'm struggling with what I want to do next. I'm just a ball of conflict and angst, and I [...]

I’m Going Hiking. On Purpose!

By |2019-07-16T18:16:20-04:00June 27th, 2017|Bras & Panties, Fashion, Travel|

Prior to this moment, I thought the only hiking I would ever do would come after a plane crash, stranding me with a group of strangers on a deserted jungle island. I actually think about this a lot, and I have a number of concerns. First, I wear contacts, and I would be good for [...]

A Couple Days in Chinatown

By |2017-06-14T11:52:15-04:00April 18th, 2014|Bras & Panties, Fashion, Travel|

My book is due today, and writing it has been mentally consuming. I'm sorry I have been absent, but I wanted to take a second to update you on where I've been, because it's been a pretty amazing month. First up, a peek at what I did while I was in New York City last [...]

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!

By |2017-06-14T13:42:50-04:00November 7th, 2013|Body, Fat Girl Walking, I Write Books, Travel|

Trips to Disney World are legendarily known for their magic, a notion that holds especially true for me. You see, every time I visit, something wonderful happens. Whether it's fashion campaigns, or Good Morning Americas, or gatherings with friends... magic happens here. Which is why it's especially fitting to be back in this place, once [...]

The Mexican Dress

By |2017-06-14T16:22:14-04:00September 15th, 2013|Dresses, Fashion, Outfit of the Day, Travel|

While in Mexico, I fell in love with the gorgeous hand embroidered dresses the Mayan women were selling in their shops. I annoyed all my friends as I ducked into every roadside store digging through piles and piles of fabric, trying to find the perfect dress, my obsession being the sole thing between them and a [...]

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Seven Days in Mexico

By |2017-06-14T15:34:15-04:00September 12th, 2013|Travel|

As we sat on our canopy bed along the beach, sleeping under our straw hats and dark sunglasses, two thin figures stepped into our sun. They were young, maybe 20, with tan skin and spiky jersey shore hair and hands full of glossy flyers. Heyyyyy you wanna go to Coco Bongo? I'm sorry what? Coco [...]

Jellyfish Hands

By |2017-06-14T15:34:33-04:00September 9th, 2013|My Life, Travel|

Sometimes when I go to Mexico- and by sometimes I mean both times I have ever been there- I get a condition I call jellyfish hands. Basically I break out in an intense full body rash that makes my hands sting like I've been fisting jellyfish and I'm unable to use them as anything other [...]

Sorry, America. I Can’t Quit You.

By |2017-06-14T15:12:16-04:00September 5th, 2013|Press, Sex, Travel|

I wasn't going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi. I'm all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. And Mexico [...]

The Selfie

By |2013-11-21T19:24:18-04:00July 29th, 2013|Musings, Travel|

Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It's a girl's best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and [...]