The Stoner Sandwich

By |2021-04-21T08:50:48-04:00April 21st, 2021|Booze, Brittany's Always Hungry, Main Dish, Pork, Recipes|

Picture this.  It's late (that's 10pm for me), you might of had a few drinks, maybe an edible, and instead of going to bed (like a responsible person would probably do), you realize you are ravenous with hunger.  You could hit up Taco Bell, sure, but we both know that leads to nothing but regret [...]

Long Island Iced Tea

By |2020-10-22T20:46:41-04:00March 9th, 2020|Booze, Recipes|

Okay, two important things. First, there is no tea in a Long Island Iced Tea.  Why is this something no one talks about? Second, I don't know why I have been operating under the assumption that this was some sort of frilly light drink, because hand to God, these things will fuck shit up.  There [...]

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Knock You On Your Ass Margaritas

By |2019-11-10T10:00:21-05:00April 12th, 2019|Booze, Mexican, Recipes|

This margarita recipe is my brother's and a family favorite. Mostly because it's strong. Like, real strong. In fact, we may or may not jokingly call it Kissing Cousins juice, because hey, we live in the country, and it just makes everything that much more appealing, especially when sipped on a pond raft or around [...]

Drunken Fruit Salsa

By |2014-01-05T14:43:39-05:00July 13th, 2008|Booze, Recipes|

I am always looking for the latest and greatest way to make my public drunkenness acceptable in every day society...enter, fruit salsa. I mean, you really can't go wrong here. Fruit. Good. Salsa. Good. Fruit salsa. Hangover good. My fruit salsa is made with vodka, which makes it ideal for family get togethers and baptisms. [...]

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