This margarita recipe is my brother’s and a family favorite. Mostly because it’s strong. Like, real strong.
Beer in cupcake form. The orgasm is real. Click here for the super easy recipe!
Why are we friends? Because I can get you drunk by fruit three different ways. You’re welcome. Click here for the boozey recipes!
Sometimes, I find myself in life or death situations. This happened to me once before in college with a bottle of shiraz. I broke the top off with a hammer, and spent three days freaking out that I swallowed glass shards and was bleeding internally. Starting my period the next day did not help dispute […]
My cousin let me tag along to my first New Year’s Eve party. I was thirteen. He was sixteen. Prior to that year, my New Year celebrations consisted of watching the ball drop and eating pizza with my brother while our babysitter climaxed in the pickup truck in our driveway. This was way funner. It […]
Skittles Vodka, day 1. 2 more days. I can already almost taste the rainbow. Except for grape, because that’s disgusting.
I am always looking for the latest and greatest way to make my public drunkenness acceptable in every day society…enter, fruit salsa. I mean, you really can’t go wrong here. Fruit. Good. Salsa. Good. Fruit salsa. Hangover good. My fruit salsa is made with vodka, which makes it ideal for family get togethers and baptisms. […]