The Stoner Sandwich

By |2021-04-21T08:50:48-04:00April 21st, 2021|Booze, Brittany's Always Hungry, Main Dish, Pork, Recipes|

Picture this.  It's late (that's 10pm for me), you might of had a few drinks, maybe an edible, and instead of going to bed (like a responsible person would probably do), you realize you are ravenous with hunger.  You could hit up Taco Bell, sure, but we both know that leads to nothing but regret [...]

Long Island Iced Tea

By |2020-10-22T20:46:41-04:00March 9th, 2020|Booze, Recipes|

Okay, two important things. First, there is no tea in a Long Island Iced Tea.  Why is this something no one talks about? Second, I don't know why I have been operating under the assumption that this was some sort of frilly light drink, because hand to God, these things will fuck shit up.  There [...]

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Knock You On Your Ass Margaritas

By |2019-11-10T10:00:21-05:00April 12th, 2019|Booze, Mexican, Recipes|

This margarita recipe is my brother's and a family favorite. Mostly because it's strong. Like, real strong. In fact, we may or may not jokingly call it Kissing Cousins juice, because hey, we live in the country, and it just makes everything that much more appealing, especially when sipped on a pond raft or around [...]

Life Tip: How to Open Wine Without a CorkScrew.

By |2017-06-14T14:25:57-04:00February 8th, 2011|Booze, DIY, Recipes|

Sometimes, I find myself in life or death situations. This happened to me once before in college with a bottle of shiraz.  I broke the top off with a hammer, and spent three days freaking out that I swallowed glass shards and was bleeding internally.   Starting my period the next day did not help dispute [...]


By |2017-06-14T14:26:11-04:00October 14th, 2010|Booze, Recipes|

My cousin let me tag along to my first New Year's Eve party. I was thirteen.  He was sixteen. Prior to that year, my New Year celebrations consisted of watching the ball drop and eating pizza with my brother while our babysitter climaxed in the pickup truck in our driveway. This was way funner. It [...]

I Heart Candy… Booze

By |2017-06-14T16:25:45-04:00October 4th, 2010|Booze, Recipes|

Skittles Vodka, day 1. 2 more days. I can already almost taste the rainbow. Except for grape, because that's disgusting.

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Drunken Fruit Salsa

By |2014-01-05T14:43:39-05:00July 13th, 2008|Booze, Recipes|

I am always looking for the latest and greatest way to make my public drunkenness acceptable in every day society...enter, fruit salsa. I mean, you really can't go wrong here. Fruit. Good. Salsa. Good. Fruit salsa. Hangover good. My fruit salsa is made with vodka, which makes it ideal for family get togethers and baptisms. [...]

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