Life After a Hysterectomy

By |2019-08-02T11:51:26-04:00August 2nd, 2019|Hysterectomy, Musings, Sex|

Pedicures, shopping sprees, yoga, dinner with friends, general anesthesia... You don't really think of a massive organ purge as self-care, but I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. It has been 143 days since I've had a uterus, some fallopian tubes, my cervix, and my right ovary.  But as The Weepies say, the world [...]

And She Was Never Heard From Again

By |2017-08-21T10:47:03-04:00July 7th, 2017|Marriage, Sex, Travel|

The woods is a really amazing place to go if you have all sorts of inner turmoil and nowhere to put it. I'm struggling with moving, I'm struggling with my religion, I'm struggling with our country, I'm struggling with what I want to do next. I'm just a ball of conflict and angst, and I [...]

Girls Who Gush. It’s a Thing.

By |2014-08-04T21:22:59-04:00August 4th, 2014|Sex|

Earmuffs, modest ones! Guys, you can stick around, we can’t leave you out of this conversation. It’s just too important, and the fact is, we’re not talking about it enough. Squirting. […]

Whatever Cosmo, There’s a New Sex Quiz In Town.

By |2017-06-14T12:45:43-04:00July 25th, 2014|Sex|

You know when your partner does something during sex that does nothing for you, but you're way too nice to say something? Or like when you really want to try something but are afraid to sound like an aspiring internet sex worker? Me too. I mean, for the most part, I'm pretty good at being my [...]

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Geeks & Sex Toys

By |2017-06-14T16:21:45-04:00December 9th, 2013|Sex|

Yo Amazon, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Andy Gibbons already makes the best drone deliveries of all time. Sometimes when you are married to a geek, the most brilliantly hysterical things happen. Like robotic vibrator airdrops. Welcome to my everyday life. Click here to see what he's airdropping into our marital bed!

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Sorry, America. I Can’t Quit You.

By |2017-06-14T15:12:16-04:00September 5th, 2013|Press, Sex, Travel|

I wasn't going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi. I'm all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. And Mexico [...]

Last Call Brittany: Confidence Between the Sheets

By |2014-08-10T17:51:34-04:00August 22nd, 2013|Last Call Brittany, Sex|

I recently wrote about my journey to have sex everyday for a year. It was a year, not only of getting off and praying the vasectomy took, but also learning a ton about my body; what I liked, what I hated, and how to be my own biggest fan and advocate in the bedroom. Insecurities, [...]

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Sex Everyday for a Year

By |2017-10-11T22:50:00-04:00August 8th, 2013|Body, Marriage, Sex|

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn't tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn't even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email [...]