Time Out!
I know, I just get back here and boom, I’m sorta gone again. But to be fair, I have a really good reason. My second novel just came back with final edits and I have two weeks to complete them and I need to breath into my paper bag. […]
Paperback WRITERRRRR!
Today is the day! Fat Girl Walking is officially in paperback, and you can buy her here now!
NOMINATED! FIRST TIME! ALL CAPS!
Everything about this book journey is new and exciting. I’ve simply just never experienced anything like it, so most big events are met with me dancing around my kitchen eating fistfuls of Skittles. Which leads me to scream… […]
Fat Girl Job Clarification
When I was on Dr. Oz last month, I was attacked pretty heavily for my weight. […]
ANDY SHUT THE CURTAINS, GOD
Real talk. I’ve already canceled a dental appointment for today because I started my period and couldn’t find my eyebrow tweezers. […]
No Title, Just Me Screaming and Holding Your Hands and Jumping In The Air
Everywhere I went, I was asked the same question. Sooo... what is this book is about? And then I give a perfectly wonderful answer about it being a funny memoir of my life as a fat girl and then growing up and being something great. But the truth is, the book is more about what [...]
The Big Day
It's 6am on Tuesday May 19th. I'm the first one awake, watching the sun come up, on the day my book comes out. Nope. Still not used to saying that part. As of today, any one of you can walk into a book store, pick up the book with my photo on it, and read [...]
Fat Girl Walking Cover Reveal & Pre-Order
Pinch me. I knew this was coming, that everything was rolling forward, and yet… each new step leaves me so in shock I can’t breath. […]
I Didn’t Write a Book
Writing about writing is a big huge giant meta wormhole, and it might not appeal to absolutely anyone reading this, but should some desperate author one day google something like “how to write a book, no seriously, please help me?” I hope this post helps them to not feel so utterly, utterly alone and stupid. [...]
The Death of Pregnancy License
Opening this text window feels weird, but also like home. So like weird home. Or, you know, normal home, because what home isn't weird? Anyways, here we are together, on the internet. First of all, I have book mono. It's a legitimate thing. You get it one of two ways. From open mouth kissing your [...]
