Recently Gigi told me she liked a boy. She's in 1st grade, so I don't even know what liking a boy at this stage even means, but naturally, my response was, "who needs boys when you're going to be running your own television network?" … [Read More...]
Everything about this book journey is new and exciting. I've simply just never experienced anything like it, so most big events are met with me dancing around my kitchen eating fistfuls of Skittles. Which leads me to scream... … [Read More...]
I feel like I've been shouted at for months now. Every time I turn on the news or read articles online, ALL CAPS SHOUTING.
It's scary and we're sitting here trying to pinpoint the exact reason we are where we are, and what the hell we can do to fix it. I have only a thousand suggestions for … [Read More...]
Check the clock, what time is it right now? Okay whatever time it is, it's officially way too much time spent being disgusted with yourself. You've missed a huge part of your life doing this shit, and it absolutely has to stop. … [Read More...]
My waist cincher is making me a monster.
Let me start this post by saying there are very few things I won't try when offered or dared. Like if you take a sip of soda and it tastes weird, so you're all, "I think the soda machine is out this tastes gross." I will then take a sip of your drink to … [Read More...]