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A little help from my friends.

August 18th, 2010|Body, Mental Health, Sex|160 Comments

I keep saying I'll wait until I love myself. A little bit thinner. A little bit tanner. A little bit more like this crazy memory I have of myself eleventy billion years ago where I thought, for a moment, I was beautiful. Months pass. Months [...]


August 16th, 2010|DIY, Hair, Parenting|60 Comments

Sometimes, I like to pretend I am a hair stylist. It's one of those jobs I always wished I had, much like being a teacher so I could decorate bulletin boards or a marine biologist so I could be tan. Never mind that other people's [...]


August 11th, 2010|Marriage, Travel|117 Comments

In my experience, nothing extraordinary ever happens at 4am. When I was a teenager, it was sneaking back into my bedroom window before dawn, praying my mama wasn't waiting in my room threatening to send me to a convent where they don't allow push-up bras [...]

When the cat’s away…

August 10th, 2010|Travel|26 Comments

I'm not sure what Andy thinks happens when I travel. I imagine he fancies it some sort of non-stop slumber party. We spend all day in our underwear, eating cupcakes, dancing to girly music, having tickle fights. The reality of traveling with me is much [...]

Medicinal Purposes.

August 6th, 2010|Parenting|67 Comments

I have moved with children three times. I hate packing.  I hate unpacking. Every unpack, everything changes. Kids are more mobile.  Taller.  Sneakier. Cabinets are latched. Breakables go up higher. Things are hidden a little bit better.  A little bit smarter. The other day, after [...]

About aging.

August 2nd, 2010|Growing Up, My Life|59 Comments

Barring some form of sudden disfigurement, I don't ever want to get plastic surgery on my face. I saw some surgery show once when I was little.  A woman was getting her jowls tightened and they peeled her whole face off. I couldn't eat Spaghetti [...]

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