Get Your Sleeping Bag Ready!

Camp Photo CTB 2015

Tickets for the August 2015 session of Camp Throwback are on sale! … [Read More...]

I’m feeling…poetic.

Having three boys is awfully nice...except this one is made of sugar and spice.COPYRIGHT BAREFOOT FOODIE 2009 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. … [Read More...]

Just like old times.

I haven't numbered things in a while. I think I will go ahead and do that now. Just to be nostalgic. 1. I think my thighs are starting to rub together...like...full time. This scares me. I mean, not enough to stop eating burritos, but enough to make me drink water between bites. 2. I … [Read More...]

Something is burning, and for once…it’s not my soul.

Preface: This post sucks. I have rewritten it 20 times. Feel free to print it out, put it in a paper bag, and light it on fire on someone's porch. I totally would...but I have been out of ink for about 10 years, and my husband keeps forgetting to get me more. I would go myself, but I'm afraid … [Read More...]

Totally, way more famous in my head.

I hope you all had fun participating in the Mission Monday Challenge! Jay and Deb do a fabulous job, and I thank them so much for featuring me, it was a blast...especially since I didn't even have to do anything...which is my favorite part...oh, and you get to win free stuff, which is also … [Read More...]

MISSION MONDAY!

You found me!! I have been featured on "MISSION: Monday" by Deb and Jay at Dirty Socks and Pizza and HalftimeLessons! The idea behind their weekly promotion and giveaway is to bring focus to FABULOUS blogs like mine...so now that you found me, here is my question you will need to know the answer to … [Read More...]

A bit of a rambler at 3am.

A road in the middle of nowhere. 3:30am. Officer: License and registration ma'am. Me: Ma'am? (Ok, apparently I look like an old ma'am when I wear my glasses, no bra and dirty sweatpants) Here. Officer: Have you been drinking this evening? Me: Um...I'm pregnant. Officer: ... Me: … [Read More...]

Holy Mother!

Ok, first things first. I got a flu shot today. First one ever. See. Totally hurts. Have no mobility in my arm. Plus, they put a bandaid on it, which seems silly to me. Now I have to relive the pain when I pull the little bastard off. Not that I am hairy or anything, but come on, a … [Read More...]

Steak with Ice Cream Sauce

Ok, so when I heard about this little gem the other day, I just had to try it, as I live by a rule of trying recipes that not only sound vomit inducing, but attempt to mix ridiculous sounding sweet things, with the savory dishes I love so much. This is just that kind of recipe. Steak, … [Read More...]

Stink

I love sauerkraut.   Can't get enough of it.   My first pregnancy, my favorite meal was a baked potato covered in fajita steak strips, A1 sauce and sauerkraut.   Yuuuuummmm.   Even now, it's all I think about. Like that slutty cheerleader fantasy from American … [Read More...]

Women’s Intuition

You know those girls? The ones you see when you are in line for a movie, or out to dinner, or at a birthday party of some college friend you barely talk to anymore. You can always hear them come in, super loud and giggly, and always ultra shiny and glossed up. You know who they are. You've … [Read More...]