In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.

This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
I see making marshmallows in my future!
Lemon Meringue Pie
Come to the dark side, we have cookies. I’d definitely make cookies with this
Of course cake!
Pumpkin cheesecake that my fiancé loves!
Shared on Facebook! :)
All flavors of homemade Ice Cream
Pie crust
Banana bread. . . yum!
and some Pizza dough!
homemade brownies too
Reece’s peanut butter cake.
chocolate Mousse
smooth mashed potatoes without killing my arm from a hand mixer
I need this for cookie making!
It would match my microwave- my sex red microwave. And I would make… cookies…
And cake…
with frosting…
probably a peanut butter frosting. It’s soooooo good.
And I would look up a brand new recipe to try, just because I could with my awesome mixer!
I could make a heavenly meringue pie, most likely in the lemon flavor. My sex red mixer would give me the perfect stiff peaks!
I would make my husband the Monster cookies he loves- giant peanut butter cookies with M&M’s and oatmeal.
If you can’t tell, I love peanut butter. And I want this mixer.
And I’m having a bad day. A terrible, horrible, no good very bad day. Winning this mixer would definitely help.
Can’t quit thinking of everything I could do with this mixer…making me hungry.
I would also need to make some phallus-shaped biscotti.
Cookies. Bread. Deliciousness filled with creamy goodness. Or mixed with booze. Or both? The possibilities are endless.
I would bang and mix all night long. My fiancé sure would appreciate that. Help me show him I’ll be a good little housewife! Please! :)
Tweeted :)
Sex.Red.Mixer. I NEED this in my kitchen. I need to feed my Pinterest addiction. Show some love for this first year elementary school teacher and help me make some delicious goodness for my students and colleagues.
Chocolate chip zucchini bread. Yum. I’ll share.
Cupcakes! Cheesecakes! And more cupcakes since I’m going into business for myself. Yeah, that’s it. It will be a business investment. Dare I forget cookies?! Cookies!!!
Banana but bread!!
Haha okay, not banana but bread, but rather banana nut bread. Damn you auto correct.
I bake at least every week and would use this all the time. Cookies, cakes, bread, bagels…
So many cupcakes would be baked with this and cupcakes make people love you so if I win this people will live me. It’s basic logic really.
I still have several items on my baking list for this year, so it would definitely get some good use! And, I love the color!! That’s the color of my kitchen, so it’s only fitting it should be shipped here!
cookies, carrot cake, frosting!
Love to bake up some bread with this bad boy!
I’m thinking a peppermint cheesecake would be nice for Christmas dinner.
So much to bake. The so little time.
Chocolate sugar cookies!
Still have a few more batches of Christmas cookies to whip up too.
I would bake all kinds of cupcakes.
Some chocolate peppermint biscotti would be good too.
Can this thing mix drinks?
There is my multiple orgasm chocolate silk pie. If I bake it he will come and then…
My husband would make sure I was bound to the kitchen forever. However it is kind of hard to make anything in handcuffs, so maybe he will be kind and only use the fur lined cuffs. A girl can dream.
Pavlova with lots of fresh fruit, whipped cream, and passion fruit sauce.
I would get back to making homemade bread.