In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.
This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Make the most awesome cinnamon rolls ever!
Cupcakes, lots and lots of cupcakes…..
I would love to mix up some cookies with my kiddos!
I hate that all of my comments on your blog more or less include the phrase “seduce men,” but, uh, I’d make some cookies to seduce men.
Like I do.
(To be clear, though, I make some really badass cookies. They kind of do the seducing for themselves.)
I’d bake and bake and bake!
I would make the dough for my oh so delicious oatmeal cookies!!
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Make my great-grandma’s rolls.
Whoa.
With this mixer, I would be able to gift it to my husband and cement my “best wife ever” status, leading to many late night treats for me without the pressure to reciprocate… treats being of both the tasty baked kind, and the talented tongue kind. I need it, Brittany. End the contest and give me this.
Ooo…so shiny and red! I’d whip up some coconut key lime pies – a foolproof way to get my man in the sack since 1999 :-)
Make cookies for my students.
I am 4-1/2 months pregnant and have been craving pumpkin bread like nobody’s business. I would make a shit ton of that if I won this mixer. :D
Feed the homeless.
Have my hubby make me brownies
Stare at it all day because OMG, pretty!
I hear the kitchen aid is great for making bread dough so I will make homemade bread
Have my hubby make me super yummy brownies
Zucchini bread, obviously.
Brownies!
I also shared on FB. GIMME!
I would become a cupcake professional and eventually have my own cupcake show.
Cupcakes!
Woohoo! I would do things to this mixer that I have never done to a mixer before….like, make some bread :-) (get your mind out of the gutter!) [email protected]
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Figure out a solution for world peace.
Zucchini muffins cause those are my specialty!
And, obviously, zucchini bread. For the my hot neighbor who only exists in my mind.
I’d totally use this batboy to make pasta for my wife and keep her loving me forever. Also, bake cookies for orphans. And a cake for world peace.
Oh Mack.. I can dominatate that.. I will bake cookies for orphans in the US and Uganda ;)
Or maybe home made butterscotch pudding (the better to paint you with my dear…)
Bake shit.
I’d make enough sugary, carb heavy treats to send me into a food coma.
I also posted this on Facebook ;)
https://twitter.com/minilutman/status/282493338547015681
I twittered it. I take contests very seriously
I’m so glad I saw this today!!! I’ve wanted one of these for forever but could never justify forking out the dough (hee,hee -dough- get it?). And one in sex red??? Seriously, I will reprint my kitchen to match this sexy bitch I I win it! Merry Christmas!!
There is an endless list of treats I could make with this, not to mention all of the naughty photos I could take next to this lovely sex red machine. So, let’s see…cupcakes, pies, breads, all the yummy things!!
Cookies! I will make dozens and dozens of cookie!
Pancakes would also be fabulous!
Make home made garlic bread sticks to dip in alfredo sauce.
It would be extremely handy for the 30+ loaves of bread I make for my coworkers each Christmas.
I would love to have this to put on my counter in the hopes that it multiplies to make baby Kitchenaids to fill my entire house. Then I could make “zucchini bread” until it was “coming” out of my ears. It would really benefit the entire house/building/city, I think.
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I’d be making those Neiman Marcus $500 cookies all day and all night long!!!
I would make my own pasta..with the pasta attachment
I’ll make bread dough!
I’ll make pizza dough!
I’ll make gourmet salted dough cookies!
I’ll make espresso chocolate snow caps!
I’ll make merengue!
I’ll make my family’s mouth water!
I should have made this several different comments. Doh! I mean, dough!
And because I want more than one chance at winning this, it would also be great for the 20+ dozen cookies I make each year for coworkers as well.
And let’s not forget about making cookies
I killed two hand mixers making double batches of Christmas cookies in the last two years. Time to upgrade! Santa spent all her money on the kids and wants a shiny new mixer to make more cookies!
I posted it on Facebook. Via mobile. Which means I have no idea how to get the link.
I would make my friend Renee very happy. I have a this mixer and love it to pieces. I make ho’ made bread with mine since it kneads. She does not have one and asked her baby daddy for one. Her babies are in their 20s and it is amazing how the ability to persuade one’s baby daddy decreases in your almost 50s. Santa doesn’t think it is as cute when you try to sit in his lap at the mall either.
Anywhooooo. I’d make my friend happy.
Definitely feed the homeless
Oh and let’s not forget about churning my own butter
Birthday, wedding, barmitsvah cakes.