Recipes

Fried Rice

April 24, 2013

If my menstrual cycle had it’s way, I’d be eating take-out three meals a day. Thankfully, my ass steps in every so often and puts the brakes on my monthly crap binges, and refocuses me on trying to eat… in a somewhat more MSG controlled environment.

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Easy Blue Moon Cupcakes

January 1, 2013

Blue Moon cupcakes? LET’S GET DRUNK AND EAT CAKE, Y’ALL!

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Epic Chef

December 17, 2012

“I want to hate myself after this meal.” This is my new personal motto.

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Chicken Curry Dip

December 3, 2012

In my life, I have never seen Andy devour something as rapidly as he devoured that Chicken Curry dip. Except…well…you know.

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Drunk on Fruit

June 29, 2012

Obviously, the only solution to this is get get drunk and pretend it’s winter. Join me as I share my three favorite summer cocktails, and we can pretend we both don’t notice the sweat line on the butt of our pants.

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Oven Roasted Brussels Sprouts

May 17, 2012

But, when I don’t say those words, and just put the food on his plate and serve him like some sort of caveman, he eats it. Hell, even moans a little.

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Slushy Magic. The best kind of magic.

May 12, 2012

I’ve always had an aversion to foods that challenge social norms. Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, crab in a can, seedless cucumbers….it’s all just witchcraft.

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Knock You On Your Ass Margaritas

May 8, 2012

You know those margaritas that are so good, you sit there and drink them for hours, having no concept how drunk you are until you try to stand upright and then you hit the pavement face first? This is one of those margaritas.

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50% drinking game, 50% Candy Land

April 19, 2012

50% drinking game, 50% Candy Land

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Fungus Balls

April 6, 2012

Not only is this dish super easy to make at home, it’s also super low carb, and super delicious…aka I share with no one and moan the entire time I’m eating it.

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