Frozen Banana Ice Cream

April 20, 2014

Why on Earth was I so late on the uptake with this? Bananas? Good. Ice cream? Good. Banana Ice Cream? Cheaper than other ice cream. So apparently, you can make ice cream out of bananas. Just bananas, nothing added. They do this weird thing that when you blend them, they turn into creamy ice cream. […]

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Red Pepper Tacos

July 8, 2013

Red peppers are like the black truffles of the pepper world, according to the grocery store. Green peppers, oh my God take them all. Red peppers, $400 a piece. I am sure there is some sort of totally sound reasoning for this, but whatever, it’s summer, and my mom gardens, so I hoard them for […]

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The Jell-O Pudding Pop Revival!

May 30, 2013

So, I’ve written before about how much hostility I hold toward whomever made the decision to pull Frozen Jell-O Pudding pops from the market. I’ve reached out to Bill Cosby a few times, but his publicists assures me he had nothing to do with it. I was crushed. Like Burples, Bonkers, Dirty Sexy Money crushed. […]

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Fried Rice

April 24, 2013

If my menstrual cycle had it’s way, I’d be eating take-out three meals a day. Thankfully, my ass steps in every so often and puts the brakes on my monthly crap binges, and refocuses me on trying to eat… in a somewhat more MSG controlled environment.

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Easy Blue Moon Cupcakes

January 1, 2013

Blue Moon cupcakes? LET’S GET DRUNK AND EAT CAKE, Y’ALL!

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Epic Chef

December 17, 2012

“I want to hate myself after this meal.” This is my new personal motto.

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Chicken Curry Dip

December 3, 2012

In my life, I have never seen Andy devour something as rapidly as he devoured that Chicken Curry dip. Except…well…you know.

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Drunk on Fruit

June 29, 2012

Obviously, the only solution to this is get get drunk and pretend it’s winter. Join me as I share my three favorite summer cocktails, and we can pretend we both don’t notice the sweat line on the butt of our pants.

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Oven Roasted Brussels Sprouts

May 17, 2012

But, when I don’t say those words, and just put the food on his plate and serve him like some sort of caveman, he eats it. Hell, even moans a little.

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Slushy Magic. The best kind of magic.

May 12, 2012

I’ve always had an aversion to foods that challenge social norms. Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, crab in a can, seedless cucumbers….it’s all just witchcraft.

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