from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey- did you deposit those checks?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Is that a joke?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

no?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I doubt the bank is even open, Andy. It’s the 14th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Do you know how many of my friends died in that war? It’s insensitive for you to assume I’m even leaving the house today.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

so you’re not going to the bank for me today then??

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m ashamed FOR you.

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to: agibbons1@gmail.com
from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
March 23, 2012

Andy-

I accidentally forgot I put a bottle of wine in the freezer, where the ice maker thing is, and it exploded in there and now all our ice is wine ice. Which is actually kinda awesome- right?

But, my question is, can we buy a new fridge? I don’t know how to clean this, and I think I’ve been driving to school drop off drunk everyday with a glass full of ice water all week, and I don’t want to accidentally drunk hit something.

Check sears, k?

B

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From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Whatcha doing?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

i’m at work, why?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Can you leave early to get tattoos?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

pass. no more tattoos.

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

What if it meant something special like from your heritage? Like a tribal dolphin tattoo, really cool looking, on your thigh!?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

what does that have to do with being irish?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Tiny leprechaun on your scrotum, then?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

don’t email me at work anymore.

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	from	Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com
to		Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com>
date		Mon, Feb 5, 2012 at 3:29 PM

Ahem. You said you wanted to try role playing…

B

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from	Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com
to		Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com>
date		March 23, 2009 at 9:20 AM

I had a dream last night DON’T ERASE THIS YET KEEP READING that we owned a B&B- and the house was made of candy, like Hansel and Gretel. So when I woke up this morning, I still thought it was the best idea ever, plus I told Jude about it, and he was pretty psyched, so I started pricing land and flour, and then my mom called and I told her we should do it because nobody ever did it before, and she started lecturing me on mold and flies and it’s like WHAT THE FUCK JULIE, THIS IS WHY DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED HER PARENTS IN THAT MOVIE.

The point of this is- now that I have decided to not build the candy house- I am so not going to tell Jude he can never build candy houses, even if it means his entire clientel dies of food poisoning and whatever diseases flies carry because Laura is going to law school and we should be fine-legally speaking.

mmmkay?

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