Worms: July 20th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING INSIDE OF ME.

The Fire: June 25th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Subject: Things I should have told you before I burnt the house to the ground this morning.

The Appointment: June 26th

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey, can you get off Friday, we don’t have a sitter and I have an appointment I can’t reschedule. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com I can try, what’s the appointment? from:brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Gynecologist. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com What? Why would you need to go there? What the hell is going on? I […]

Ernest: May 22

to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com Boo. Netflix doesn’t have Ernest Goes to Camp. to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Well that’s a shame. For no one. to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com That movie’s a classic!!! to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Like the freaky Howie Mandel movie that gave the kids nightmares for a week last month? to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com […]

Sex Dolls: April 29th

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Playing Offense: April 23rd

to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey- I’m going golfing after work, but it doesn’t mean I want a divorce or that we need counseling. This is only a heads up. to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself.com ??? to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com I saw you talking about starting your period on Facebook this week, so I decided to play […]

Zombie Fingers: March 7th

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