Hi. I'm Andy.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
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I love you so much, sometimes it hurts my bones. I love you so much, I often forget what I was even doing. Like, I went to go to the bathroom, and then thought about how much I love you, then I walked back out and peed in my jeans. I love you so much air seems stupid compared to you. I love you so much that if you accidentally broke my new camera and shattered my lens because you set it on the car hood while you got distracted, I wouldn’t even be mad at you because my love for you makes that physically impossible.

Now, say it back.

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Wait what?

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SAY IT BACK!!!!

 

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Greetings from the past.

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Not explaining this to you again.

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Anything you want me to change for you?

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Not how time zones work.

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I can do anything but be seen by your dad, for fear he might fall in love with me and cause a paradox that would result in your non-existence.

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You aren’t in Back to the Future.

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We could rig the lottery!

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Nope.

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If you find out Danity Kane is getting back together, call me, I want to make sure to be ready for it.

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Hey, can you get off Friday, we don’t have a sitter and I have an appointment I can’t reschedule.

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I can try, what’s the appointment?

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Gynecologist.

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What? Why would you need to go there? What the hell is going on? I thought we were done going there, why are you going there again???

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Because I still have a working set of breasts and a vagina and cervix and ovaries…. Women go there for reasons other than having babies inside of them. Do you watch the Discovery Channel?

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Ah ok go ahead and go then.

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Gee whiz, thanks, husband. I’ll be home and back to holding an aspirin between my knees in no time!

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Yeah yeah, just make sure she doesn’t see any babies in there.

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It’s not a view-master. Ugh, I’m going to buy you some books on the way home.

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Boo. Netflix doesn’t have Ernest Goes to Camp.

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Well that’s a shame. For no one.

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That movie’s a classic!!!

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Like the freaky Howie Mandel movie that gave the kids nightmares for a week last month?

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Little Monsters. Also a classic. Stop being a hater. Also you’re gonna hate dinner tonight.

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??

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We’re having EGGS ERRONEOUS.

 

 

 

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
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Do you know anyone who can make a full body mold of me and all my holes?

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Your holes?

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Yeah. Ears, nose, mouth, belly button, butt, pee and sex.

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Sex hole, awesome, let’s start the argument now, what’s the goal here?

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Um- to make life size sex dolls to sell on the internet? I saw on My Strange Addiction that gently used ones start at 6k on CraigsList.

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What does gently used mean?

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I think it just means she only gave head but still has her doll hymen, so maybe don’t kiss her on the mouth?

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Some days the way your brain works makes me not want to kiss YOU on the mouth.

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