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Boo. Netflix doesn’t have Ernest Goes to Camp.

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Well that’s a shame. For no one.

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That movie’s a classic!!!

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Like the freaky Howie Mandel movie that gave the kids nightmares for a week last month?

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Little Monsters. Also a classic. Stop being a hater. Also you’re gonna hate dinner tonight.

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??

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We’re having EGGS ERRONEOUS.

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Do you know anyone who can make a full body mold of me and all my holes?

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Your holes?

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Yeah. Ears, nose, mouth, belly button, butt, pee and sex.

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Sex hole, awesome, let’s start the argument now, what’s the goal here?

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Um- to make life size sex dolls to sell on the internet? I saw on My Strange Addiction that gently used ones start at 6k on CraigsList.

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What does gently used mean?

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I think it just means she only gave head but still has her doll hymen, so maybe don’t kiss her on the mouth?

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Some days the way your brain works makes me not want to kiss YOU on the mouth.

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Hey- I’m going golfing after work, but it doesn’t mean I want a divorce or that we need counseling. This is only a heads up.

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???

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I saw you talking about starting your period on Facebook this week, so I decided to play the offense. I’ll bring home cake.

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We’re soul mates.

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What am I getting on the way home?

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Children’s Mucinex Cough, advil for me, tampons if you can, and pop.

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What kind?

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Diet Pepsi.

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No, the tampons?

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OH! HAPPY CLAP I LOVE YOU, Ok Kotex Super- they’re black.

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That’s a good idea actually so you don’t see how gooped up and slimy they get.

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The box. I mean the box is black. But I should invent those! I can make them green and call them Zombie Fingers!

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Too far.

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You know how your snoring is out of control? I’d like to try a new experiment in an attempt to solve the problem. If you are down…

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And slapping me across the face helps my snoring how?

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THIS IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS ANDY. We have to try A to solve X. Duh?

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