The Pacific Time Zone: September 24th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com t0: agibbons1@gmail.com Greetings from the past. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Not explaining this to you again. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com t0: agibbons1@gmail.com Anything you want me to change for you? from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Not how time zones work. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com t0: agibbons1@gmail.com I can do anything but be seen by your dad, for fear […]

The Appointment: June 26th

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey, can you get off Friday, we don’t have a sitter and I have an appointment I can’t reschedule. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com I can try, what’s the appointment? from:brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Gynecologist. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com What? Why would you need to go there? What the hell is going on? I […]

Ernest: May 22

to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com Boo. Netflix doesn’t have Ernest Goes to Camp. to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Well that’s a shame. For no one. to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com That movie’s a classic!!! to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Like the freaky Howie Mandel movie that gave the kids nightmares for a week last month? to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com […]

Sex Dolls: April 29th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Do you know anyone who can make a full body mold of me and all my holes? from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Your holes? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Yeah. Ears, nose, mouth, belly button, butt, pee and sex. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Sex hole, awesome, let’s start the argument now, what’s the […]

Playing Offense: April 23rd

to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey- I’m going golfing after work, but it doesn’t mean I want a divorce or that we need counseling. This is only a heads up. to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself.com ??? to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com I saw you talking about starting your period on Facebook this week, so I decided to play […]

Zombie Fingers: March 7th

from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com What am I getting on the way home? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Children’s Mucinex Cough, advil for me, tampons if you can, and pop. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com What kind? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Diet Pepsi. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com No, the tampons? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com OH! HAPPY CLAP I […]

Slap Science: March 1

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com You know how your snoring is out of control? I’d like to try a new experiment in an attempt to solve the problem. If you are down… from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com And slapping me across the face helps my snoring how? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com THIS IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS ANDY. […]

Phantom Fetus: February 20th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I just felt something kick me from inside my stomach. I assume it’s one of three things… a parasite, the Chipotle I had for lunch, or a fetus. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Well for your sake, I hope you are full of tapeworms, gassy or your email was hacked. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com […]