THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING INSIDE OF ME.
Well it’s not a baby because you’re on your period, right?
How do you know that?
The bathroom garbage is full of wrappers from your tampons and candy. And I have an alarm on my google calendar.
That is fucking creepy.
It’s probably just gas.
Ouch. That’s offensive. It’s probably a tape worm.
So it’s not okay I think you’re having a normal digestive reaction to eating food, but being full of disgusting parasites is okay?
Worms are always cuter than farts. It’s weird you don’t know that.