Slap Science: March 1

By |2021-08-19T10:53:23-04:00March 4th, 2013|

from: brittany to: agibbons You know how your snoring is out of control? I'd like to try a new experiment in an attempt to solve the problem. If you are down... from: agibbons to: brittany And slapping me across the face helps my snoring how? from: brittany to: agibbons THIS IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS ANDY. [...]

Phantom Fetus: February 20th

By |2021-08-19T10:54:40-04:00February 25th, 2013|

from: brittany to: agibbons I just felt something kick me from inside my stomach. I assume it's one of three things... a parasite, the Chipotle I had for lunch, or a fetus. from: agibbons to: brittany Well for your sake, I hope you are full of tapeworms, gassy or your email was hacked. from: brittany [...]

Bikini Wax: January 29th 2013

By |2021-08-19T13:37:02-04:00January 30th, 2013|

from: agibbons to: brittany Hey I submitted the tax stuff and called the floor guy so I will let you know when he's coming to measure, it has to be during the day I guess. And the BoRics near my work has a sign out front about some sale on facial waxing. from: brittany to: [...]

Tracker-Jacker: November 8th

By |2021-08-19T10:58:26-04:00November 9th, 2012|

from: brittany to: agibbons OMG. from: agibbons to: brittany Here we go. from: brittany to: agibbons You don't understand, I feel like my ears are underwater, and like, a mermaid is in them screaming. from: agibbons to: brittany No. from: brittany to: agibbons I just saw a duck in the bathroom covered in blood. It [...]

Lebanese Take Out: September 19th

By |2021-08-19T10:59:07-04:00September 20th, 2012|

from: brittany to: agibbons I'm so super hungry and we have no food in our whole entire house to make for dinner, not even any cans of those beans with the cut up hot dogs in them from when your dad was here. Also, I lost my keys. And I think our stove is broken, [...]

Dishwasher Tabs: August 3, 2012

By |2021-08-19T11:02:32-04:00August 29th, 2012|

to: brittany from: agibbons Hey- I loaded the dishwasher but you're out of dishwasher tabs. to: agibbons from: brittany You mean... WE'RE out of dish tabs? to: brittany from: agibbons Yes, sorry. WE are out of dishwasher tabs, what kind should I get? to: agibbons from: brittany The blue gel kind. And WE'RE also out [...]

Olympics: August 6th, 2012

By |2021-08-19T11:03:31-04:00August 10th, 2012|

to: agibbons from: brittany Alright decision time- which Olympic sport can we put our children in so we can sit in the stands wearing cute flag outfits like little athletic muggle parents? Don't say Race Walking, that whole hip gyration thing weirds me out, I can't watch my kids do sex moves for medals.

The Flip Side: July 31, 2012

By |2021-08-19T11:04:05-04:00July 31st, 2012|

to: agibbons from: brittany Awwwww, this is us babe! to: brittany From: agibbons I'm at work, is this some whips and chains fifty shades stuff- I can't watch that here? to: agibbons from: brittany  No, it's about love and stuff. to: brittany from: agibbons Oh awesome, I'll get right on it in front of all [...]

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