What am I getting on the way home?
Children’s Mucinex Cough, advil for me, tampons if you can, and pop.
No, the tampons?
OH! HAPPY CLAP I LOVE YOU, Ok Kotex Super- they’re black.
That’s a good idea actually so you don’t see how gooped up and slimy they get.
The box. I mean the box is black. But I should invent those! I can make them green and call them Zombie Fingers!