from: brittany@email
to: andy@email
Subject: Things I should have told you before I burnt the house to the ground this morning.
Hey, a few things.
1. We have fruit flies?
2. We’re out of toilet paper so I made the kids use paper towel.
3. I don’t know how to use a plunger.
4. You didn’t set So You Think You Can Dance to record SERIES on our DVR.
I can’t help with 2-4, but for the fruit flies, put a small amount of apple cider vinegar in a small dish, add a drop or 2 of dish soap. Cover with plastic wrap and poke a few holes in the top. The holes need to be big enough for the fruit flies to crawl through. The fruit flies will be attracted to the scent, but get caught because of the surface tension caused by the soap.
All I have to say is it is about damn time another one of these got posted! <3