Hey, can you get off Friday, we don’t have a sitter and I have an appointment I can’t reschedule.
I can try, what’s the appointment?
What? Why would you need to go there? What the hell is going on? I thought we were done going there, why are you going there again???
Because I still have a working set of breasts and a vagina and cervix and ovaries…. Women go there for reasons other than having babies inside of them. Do you watch the Discovery Channel?
Ah ok go ahead and go then.
Gee whiz, thanks, husband. I’ll be home and back to holding an aspirin between my knees in no time!
Yeah yeah, just make sure she doesn’t see any babies in there.
It’s not a view-master. Ugh, I’m going to buy you some books on the way home.