In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.
This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
And those with homes and poor baking skills
And lastly, I would beat it like Michael Jackson…
No queastion I am baking bread and cinnamon rolls!
I would also re paint my kitchen to make it match this.
And everyone in between!!
I also shared on Facebook. However, I am conflicted about others entering this giveaway.
I thought the same thing! Lol
Senior year of college so yeah I am making Cupcakes!
mostly cookies…lots and lots of cookies. Like Oatmeal Scotchies, and Monster cookies, and Pumpkin bars. NOMS!
I also posted this link on twitter.
And name it the Brittany and make sooo many amazing goodies with it that my grandchildren even grow up in love with it. And when I die they will fight over who gets the Brittany.
I would also find the perfect icing recipe with it. Making frosting sucks.
The red mixer will go wonderfully with my black appliances. And I would even give pies another try with this gift.
I would get out a cookbook and make everything in it!
An my Facebook friends now know about the Brittnay too… I’m continuing your legacy!!
Sausage balls! Which sounds kind of dirty, and so totally appropriate for this give away!
Pretty cakes with pretty frosting.
I would probably give it to my mom to replace the one I accidentally ripped the knob off of. Whoops.
And if you’re wondering, I’ll name her Hettie.
I am moving in march and would make a variety of house warming tummies with it and I could get all red to match this Beauty!
I tweeted the link.
It could probably also persuade me to make cookies.
Cupcakes and chocolate cream cheese frosting.
I could make pie from scratch.
I just had an epiphany, I would try all of the recipes I’ve pinned on Pinterest. That’s a Christmas miracle ;)
That’s a fabulous miracle.
Id make my famous…no joke; requested all over town…peanut butter chocolate chip cookies and noodles and pie and bread and salsa. My husband said none of that sounds dirty; shouldn’t it sound dirty? Lol!
I will be making lots of cookies :)
I also am sharing this on Facebook
I’d give it to my husband’s cousin who really wants to start baking, along with a recipe card collection of my favorite breads, cookies & cakes.
I would use it to make my killer Martha mashed potatoes!
mkofinis at msn dot com
I RT’d your giveaway tweet!
Happy Holidays!
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I would make…breads and cakes and pastry and shit. And just for me it would be all gluten free! And maybe some cookies if im feelin’ froggy ;) bahaha
Oh Brittany!! I just squealed!! This is for reals on my list!! I’ve never used such fancy equipment before and it will probably intimidate me so I have very few suggestions to offer. But omg please pick me!! (Freudian typo I almost didn’t correct: please lick me!) My kitchen is even red! It’s destiny.
Love this give-away! I missed out on the moose…boo…so I’ll try again with this one. What would I do with that sexy red thing? I think I would bake a cake…if I knew you were coming! Happy Holidays!
Wow! Cakes, cookies, bread… I’d do it all!
PS: I love you, which is why I must make fun of you for December “22th”. Sucker punch me later…maybe you could hand deliver the mixer just to punch me. That’d be hot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Dude, it’s early. And my hangover speaks with a lisp, apparently.
I’d use it to actually learn to cook and perform my wifely duties. And it would give me a reason to wear an apron.
retweeted!! mandorac on twitter Thanks again for one helluva give-away! :)
Home made pizza dough… Cookies.. so many I’d like to try my hand at
I would also teach my daughter how to make yummy breads, cookies, and pretty much everything else in the world! She’s a red head so the mixer would match her hair :)
Ooooh!! I would love to whip up some festive cookies with that beauty!
OMG…thanks for even the chance! Wow..HO HO HO to you! ;) thank you!…Ok…what I plan to make in said Lovely Kitchen Aid Mixer….homeade SUGAR COOKIE dough (the kind that you taste just a lil lil bit of the lemon zest in it…) I usually..ok ALWAYS “cheat” and buy the already made sugar cookie dough..but with said mixer I could give my kiddos some lessons in baking (of course with “Pioneer womans” latest CB on my cutesie holder…) and make some great holiday baking memories! SO HOMEADE SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH!
:)
From scratch Peanut butter cookies! YUMMM…this way I can Use the PB brand I love..and just nom nom ALLLday!
Thx for this chance…you guys ROCK!
Biscotos. Mexican wedding cookies. All cinnamon and sugary. Yum!
I’m trying to be all crunchy lately and eat healthy junk (ok previous post? Totally craving – DONT JUDGE!) I’ve been wanting to do some bread. Homade bread during all this cold weather? Yes please!
I could come out of the closet with this, for I am the original Cookie Monster.
Oatmeal Creme pie cookies, banana nut bread, and chocolate chip cookies. I’ve wanted one since forever, oh please, oh please, oh please pick me! (And could Simon be delivered with it???)
I would use this for anything possible! Have wanted one since I was 10!
BREAD DOUGH
Omg I would love to win this! I have four kids and with one of these fancy mixers we wouldn’t have to fight about who gets to mix! Cuz every mom knows that kids aren’t good mixers and kid mixing leads to prolonged mixing cuz moms gotta mix it properly after the kids
All give it a go!
I would make all my friends cinnamon bread but not the creepy friendship bread that requires the ziplock bag of food borne illness growing dough!