When I grow up.
Can you imagine what it would be like if we all had to be the very first thing we ever wanted to be when we grew up?
So about last night…
I want to stop rolling my eyes over the Finn and Rachel wedding crap, but I embarrassingly can't, because I was that tool in high school who was all, let's get married now, who cares that I've never had a job before or know what taxes are, we'll figure it out together because we have each other and it totally worked out for Corey and Topanga!
Less funny, more REALLY.
To be fair, SNL hasn't been consistently funny since Seth Meyers took over as head writer, REALLY.
The Roadtrip Playlist Giveaway
Andy doesn't let me drive because, while I prefer cars to airplanes, I am afraid of roads when there are other people on them, and have been known to drive off them crying when trucks come to close.
Lazy Sunday: February 12th
Second to getting gifts on holidays, saying asinine things to people I love is one of my favorite things.
Kyle
Kyle thinks your soul patch is a cliche and your Northface jacket is obnoxious.
Yes, my kids have email.
You're welcome kids, I'm the reason you aren't going to be www.JoodGibbonz45.wu.
David Beckham wants to do me.
Third, somebody's going to tell me how much that equals in American money because I'd like to buy a baby hippo. I saw one on Pinterest, it was adorable.
Lazy Sunday: February 5th
The actual Gay Agenda. Honestly, I'm kinda disappointed there isn't more glitter.
Political Irrelevance.
Since then, if you have had any interaction on any form of social media, you have seen a virtual cluster fuck of outcry at this decision, and a mountain of furious opinions coming in from both sides. And now, I'm going to elaborate on mine...kinda.
