Shanghai Cucumbers

By |2014-01-05T14:42:18-05:00March 15th, 2012|

Shanghai Cucumbers are crazy addicting, and as it turns out, stupid easy to make at home, thank God, because I could eat them by the pound. Seriously, this is one of my favorite low carb snacks, plus they are awesome for lunch or as a side.

Toothless

By |2012-10-25T23:14:35-04:00March 13th, 2012|

Except now we've come to the realization that we have no idea what happens next.

Lazy Sunday: March 11th

By |2012-10-25T23:14:46-04:00March 11th, 2012|

Also, the box says like DO NOT SWALLOW THE BLEACH like 900 times, and I was like duh, but then I got it into my mouth, and like all I wanted to do was swallow it. It's like reverse psychology and they want everyone to die. Like The Beatles when they backmasked Revolver to tell everyone Paul was dead.

How to Survive Low Carb and Not Kill Any Orphans for Their Meat.

By |2014-01-05T14:42:36-05:00March 6th, 2012|

I know a lot of people do low carb, and I have gotten a lot of questions, mainly, OMG WHAT ARE YOU EATING THIS SUCKS, so I decided to touch on a few low carb points and meal ideas, with the disclosure that I am in no way a doctor, I haven't read a single low carb book, I have no idea what Atkins/South Beach/Paleo is, and I am in no way responsible for your health.

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