Andy Says: Level Playing Field
Do panthers have good memories? You don't know, because they'll eat you if you get too close.
Random thoughts for Tuesday
Sometimes, people are born with tails and I like to talk about it on the radio.
Andy Says: I’m funnier than Whitney.
I've decided to randomly continue the made up things I wish Andy would say to me.
Things I wish Andy would say, Day 5
If I use 9-1-1, that means it's important. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.
Things I wish Andy would say, Day 4
Oh my God, you guys. It's like we're super best friends!
Things I wish Andy would say, Day 3
Awesome. He finally gets it, ya know?
Things I wish Andy would say, Day 2
And so the completely fictional romance continues.
Things I wish Andy would say, Day 1
I have decided to take the week to day dream about all the lovely things he should probably say to me if he wants to see my privates ever again.
Lazy Sunday: January 22nd
They should market these jeans to women who don't know they are pregnant. Way less babies born in toilets that way.
Being Delivered This Week.
I haven't been this excited about something since Tom Selleck joined Friends as a recurring character. Which was a while ago, so I was due.
