Ok, I barely wrote this week, but it’s only because I was insanely busy vacationing, which is something I am notoriously horrible at. Like, I never shut off.
But, I have a busy time coming up, so I figured I’d better go off the grid as much as I could, which meant way less heavy sighing and and online pornography for Andy.
We’re now on the road home, and I’m excited to recap it all for you, but until then, here’s what I have been up to.
I pretended to be a plus size paper doll, and then shared some fucked up poetry I drafted from the road…like Hemingway or Ke$ha!
I also showed you my OH MY GOD THEY RUINED GLEE face.
We all collectively realize the OG Buffy the Vampire Slayer googles herself.
And then Andy ruins Disney by revealing that he uses Siri to find women.
On Curvy Girl Guide, I tell you why I have removed ALL Levi’s ads from the site (Way to be typical, Levi’s), and then I give you access to an AMAZING indie movie FOR FREE, so go check it out!
Here’s some cool shit I saw online this week, even though I was barely online:
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Only a few more days til HUNGER GAMES!
Sorry I was at Disney when you died, Mr.Jones. I used to kiss the television when you were on.
Poppy wants this.
And this also. I respect them more when they have jobs.
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Hey! Where’s Perry?
I was wondering the very same thing!
HOLY CRAP! We just got home from Disney today! Are you dead tired and sick of the tunes yet?
I have Ryan Berkley’s squirrel portraits hanging in my bathroom. Framed and everything. Ivy says the girl is her and the boy is daddy.
Steph