Fifty Shades Freed
Honestly, I am just glad this whole thing didn't end with a half vampire baby with a stupid name.
Honestly, I am just glad this whole thing didn't end with a half vampire baby with a stupid name.
WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME ABOUT AN IPAD I DIDN'T EVEN WANT, THE FIDDLE WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT, MY FINGERS ARE SHAPED WEIRD, IT'S GENETIC.
Not only is this dish super easy to make at home, it's also super low carb, and super delicious...aka I share with no one and moan the entire time I'm eating it.
What happens when Hunger Games meets Mean Girls?
I mean, what do you get the boy who has everything...and by everything, I mean me and two piano ties.
I know, I'm a much better drawer and I don't know how I can sleep with a man who has no idea who Usher is, either.
It's basically exactly how I envision what's happening in my car when I am singing my face off by myself.
Yep. We wore these to the movie. I'm super persuasive.
It makes me want to write a book about adults who are selected by lottery to go into this giant arena and kill eachother, but also have lots of sex. I think I'm going to name the main characters Juno Macguff and Ron Burgundy.
In true EVERY BOOK BEING WRITTEN RIGHT NOW THAT MILEY CYRUS' BOYFRIEND COULD POTENTIALLY STAR IN THE MOVIE VERSION OF fashion, 50 Shades of Grey features a lovely young woman with a overly dramatic name, that goes from tolerable to face punch in about five chapters.