In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.
This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Almond bark
Chocolate peppermint pinwheel cookies
peppermint patty ice cream
rosemary chilli cornbread
Cheddar spoon bread
bubblegum ice cream
Fig bars
Oreo cookies
half moon cookies (or black and white for NY’ers)
caramel turtles
classic pound cake
lemon almond cake
Family famous lemon bread including a sugar glaze. Made only for special occasions.
Goat cheese and sun dried tomato profiteroles
homemade donuts
double chocolate brownies
Dill batter bread
Meringue cookies
pumpkin carrot cake
Potato bread with sour cream and herbs
Linzer Cookies
chocolate hazelnut cake
Butterballs/Russian tea cakes/Mexican wedding cookies… Whatever your family calls them.
Pumpkin baked Alaska with spiced eggnog center
raspberry white chocolate brownies
Orange drop cookies
devil’s food cake
Orange bow knots
Lemon knot
Chocolate truffles.
Pecan crispies
peanut butter candy
Nutella cookies
soft ginger cookies
Cherry cheesecake
Mashed potatoes with lots of butter of course.
My nonna’s cannoli cream cake.
Cake brownies
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
caramel apple cheesecake bars
Mocha frosted drops
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
oatmeal bars
coconut layer cake
Chocolate amaretti cake
Apple oatmeal cookies
Sourdough bread.
double chocolate brownies with chocolate frosting
margarita cheesecake
Choc pinwheels