In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.

This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Pumpkin bread
pumpkin apple cake
pistachio macarons
chocolate whoopie pies
chocolate macarons
madeleines
copycat cookies
Honey walnut bread
Peanut butter chocolate mousse pie
homemade play doh
strawberry cheesecake
Black and white cookies
Banana cream pie
PASTA! Had homemade pasta last night and there just no comparison!
Chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake
chewy oatmeal cookies
Peanut butter cookies
breadsticks
Cannoli
molasses spice cookies
Banana split cake
pink buttercream frosting for my daughter’s birthday cake
potato rolls
Chocolate chip muffins
banana sour cream bread
Butterscotch cookie
herb crackers
Brown eyes Susan cookies
stuffed shells
soft pretzels
oatmeal butterscotch chips
country bread
Dirby cake
horseradish whipped cream – dollop on a steak is perfect on New Year’s
sticky buns ;P
Potato chip cookies
lemon spice cake
garlic mashed potatoes
cinnamon raisin bread
All the cakes!
fresh pasta
chocolate coconut muffins
Salted caramel carousel cookie ice cream sandwiches
Anise cookies
monkey bread
garlic olive oil mashed potatoes
brown butter chocolate chip cookies with sea salt
apple walnut loaf
Cinnamon vanilla wedding cake with Mexican hot chocolate buttercream
no-bake cheesecake