In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.

This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Macaroons!
Cranberry pistachio biscotti
Homemade whipped garlic butter.
Baba au rhum
boysenberry and peach buckle
Raspberry honey financiers
Real whipped cream for strawberry shortcake…
whipped chocolate ganache
cream puffs
Chocolate pudding for classic chocolate pie.
Brown butter toffee blondies
oatmeal sheet cake
Choc peanut butter balls
Irish soda bread for sure.
French apple tart
orange rum cake
Valentines deliciousness… Chocolate
Mousse?
Fresh peach drop cookies
Banana bread!
Classic NY cheesecake.
devil’s food cake
Chocolate orange espresso thins
Lemon bars
Lemon cheesecake
Funfetti birthday cake
Umbrella sugar cookies
And I’d love to try my hand at pie crust.
fudge chiffon cake
That IS a sexy red…….then all I’d need is that damned zucchini bread recipe…..and a certain dark haired/blue eyed photographer……..(and Clyde!!!!)
Striped icebox cookies
Oreo cheesecake
Lemon pound cake with poppy seeds
Raspberry white chocolate chesecake
flourless almond tart
Early Grey tea recipes
Spumoni
Cream cheese buffalo chicken dip
Raspberry scones.
Oh…..I’d make my buttermilk coconut pound cake……..mmmmm pound(ing).
triple chocolate mousse cake
Lentil dip
Dough for homemade cinnamon buns
Pound cake!
Peppermint ice cream
Pecan pancakes
Carrot cake.
madelines
Cream cheese frosting for red velvet cake
peanut butter icing
And last but not least, all the frostings. And I mean all of them. (mostly)