In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.

This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Scones!
I would finally try making homemade pasta!
raspberry streussel bars
Vietnamese coconut pancakes
Dough for homemade pizza!
oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
Whipped shortbreads!
That was supposed to be- pineapple chiffon cake
Magic blondies
Chocolate dipped shortbread cookies
raisin spice cookies
I am dying to try pasta, ravioli.
Spice nut cake
French bread
I make the Best oatmeal cookies. Those are the worst to make with a hand mixer!
marble cookies
Honey oatmeal bread
Pudding cake
Death by chocolate cake
And my grandmother’s Gnocchi.
Lemon madelines
icebox sugar cookies
I think you can make ice cream with these mixers too! That’s hot!
Boston cream pie
Corn bread muffins
bourbon balls
Sugar cookies!
Pumpkin muffins
Sweet dough
Cupcakes for all the birthdays!
Better than s*x cake
Gingerbread white chocolate blondies
black bottom pie
Funnel cake
Citrus pinkies
Mint chocolate chip meringues.
Pepper cheese muffins
Whoopsie pies
sour cream pumpkin pie
Grandmas sugar cookies and frosting!
Chocolate Crackle cookies.
chess pie
Raspberry almond blondies
chocolate pecan pie
Meat grinder? Does it have a sausage maker? Hee hee!
Vanilla snow pavlovoa
lemon chess pie
Brownies with lots of walnuts :)
Pear pistachio and ginger blondies
strawberry shortcake