I’ve been doing a little retail therapy. I’ll tell you why tomorrow, but in the mean time, I’m tracking the shipment of these lovelies to my very door.
Suede Mocs from Lands End. On sale. In Pink. They make me happy, even though Andy calls these my celibacy shoes. Not to be confused with my celibacy nursing bra
or celibacy yoga pants with the hole in the crotch. Which you think would be anti-celibacy pants…
Giant fake moose head. Real moose heads are super expensive, and I can’t seem to find one that is either super old, or fell off the moose naturally, so fake it is. I had it done in a rustic
cream color. I haven’t been this excited about something since Tom Selleck joined Friends as a recurring character. Which was a while ago, so I was due.
Midnight Recovery Eye Cream. It’s made from wizard magic and honey badger teeth. I may have overspent.
Mr. Thomas Tudar. I bought this for my office. At the time, it seemed like a really good idea. As time goes buy, it’s getting to be an awesomer idea.
I am SO PRO celibacy moccasins. And pink! You’re one of maybe 5 people I know who can rock that look like it’s 1999. :) xo
Your spree is filled with blissfully good stuff. I totally dig the mocassins. Also, have you tried the cream yet? If so, I’m assuming it works by your reordering. If not, review please!! ;)
As for the moose, tone of our 2 camps is filled with heads of dead shit….you really need to visit.
I’m recruiting you as a shopping buddy. You can spend my money buying cute clothes for me and Andy won’t be pissed about having to hang another heavy piece of kitsch on the wall. Everybody wins!
Did you see the gold deer head? I must have that. Now. My husband hates it, but if he can hang the world’s largest, ugliest TV over our fireplace I can top it off with a gold deer mount. You must post pics of your moose once you get it hung up along with a detailed review of how awesome it is.
I am addicted to shopping online. I am currently expecting quite a few orders, but I am particularly looking forward to my “bag of crap” from ThatDailyDeal and my “something” from SomethingStore. My wine fueled logic told me it was like gambling, except I was guaranteed to win.
That dog is classy as hell.
We are each good and bad at different things.
YOU are excellent at decorating your home. NOT excellent at picking a wardrobe.
I am excellent at wardrobe. NOT excellent at decorating a home.
This is why God made us besties. Don’t ever buy shoes without my advice again.
In related news: I want to redo everything in my house. Go nuts.
So interested in the cream. Does it work, damnit?
So I bought a pair of mocs at the beginning of winter, and maybe I just wore them outside too much or they were totally fake fur insides, but they fell apart and smell like butt. they’re still really comfortable, though, and I LOVE them and was curious if I bought a non-off brand of them would they *really* last longer or would they last about the same and end up looking gross anyway. Any thoughts?
All Target mocs are 70% off right now in the store. GO. FAST.
I actually had a trip planned as a celebratory i-went-to-the-gym-twice-in-one-week event. Hopefully I’ll find some, but since I’m in Georgia, there were bathing suits out two weeks ago. My chances may be slim. These are not lies.