Lazy Monday: August 6th
It was the best of times, it was the hung-overist of times.
Oh Mamrie, this is why we’re friends.
"Kristen and I actually have a lot in common; she starred in The Panic Room when she was 8, and The Panic Room is the name of my vagina...both prominently featured Jodi Foster."
I could have a brother husband right now.
But think about all the stuff a brother-husband could do that you wouldn't have to anymore. Take out the garbage, listen to me talk about my childhood, play with my hair, let me pop the zits on his back...
What I Wore: Leopard Wedges & Lacey Tops
Playing Dress Up: Leopard Wedges & Lacey Tops
Humor Books on my Kindle
I wanted to share with you some favorites that are currently taking up residence on my Kindle right now, you know, in case you needed a break from having your sex stimulated and your inner goddess toyed with.
This is What Relationships Are
The only difference is, I can't stop the flow of pee. You know, on account of my loser pelvic walls.
‘Tis Magical?
I don't know what it is about synchronized dance scenes, you guys. They excite me. Heaven forbid I ever stumble in the middle of a real life flash mob, I may need to change my pants.
Magic Mike was from Ravenclaw
Prior to the onslaught of commercials, I had Andy convinced Magic Mike was a Harry Potter spin off.
Drunk on Fruit
Obviously, the only solution to this is get get drunk and pretend it's winter. Join me as I share my three favorite summer cocktails, and we can pretend we both don't notice the sweat line on the butt of our pants.
Dirty Little Book Club: The Redheads
Who knew women over 30 were pretty, not at all old, and had sex in books.
