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I Wish I Was…

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00September 3rd, 2012|

I went through a phase where I begged my parents to legally change my name to Kimberly, when they selfishly refused, I promised to only give my kids the coolest names ever, which is when I swore I'd name my daughter Mercedes. Ahem.

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Ghost Poop

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 31st, 2012|

All the best things happen in Target bathrooms.

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Sick Bed Confessions

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 30th, 2012|

5. I know more Will Ferrell quotes than Shakespeare quotes.

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Colored Pants… NO WAIT HEAR ME OUT

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 28th, 2012|

Colored Pants... NO WAIT HEAR ME OUT

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Lazy Sunday: August 26th

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 26th, 2012|

I would buy this hoodie based on the realistic nipples alone.

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Cheech & Chong Go to School

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 24th, 2012|

I mean, that's why we pay for private school, for the rigorous curriculum of nothin', stuff, and I don't know.

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Hollywood is a LIAR.

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 22nd, 2012|

Either prepare me for the face melting that's going to occur or expect me to only spend my movie dollars on Fast & Furious movies.

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Phyllis Diller

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 20th, 2012|

How far we've come, ladies. Thank you, Phyllis.

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A New Contender?

By Brittany|2013-12-22T13:41:41-05:00August 13th, 2012|

He Patrick Dempsey'ed us, you guys. Now we all need spankings.

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New Twitter Name

By Brittany|2012-10-25T16:45:28-04:00August 9th, 2012|

Just a heads up that my twitter handle has changed to @BrittanyHerself.

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