La Dolce Gilda

By |2012-10-25T16:44:58-04:00October 18th, 2012|

But sometimes she wasn't funny at all, but rather brilliantly complicated and beautiful. It's weird, I still cry at the end.

What I Wore: Wool Coats

By |2013-12-24T12:14:44-05:00October 15th, 2012|

I live in Ohio, we have a term here called "lake effect," and up until three days ago, all I owned to get me through the winter was a 4X men's fleece jacket I bought when I was nine months pregnant five years ago.

Lazy Sunday: October 7th

By |2012-10-25T16:45:00-04:00October 7th, 2012|

Dude, if I had an invisibility cape, you wouldn't see me right now. I'd be naked, in the corner, watching AbFab with noise canceling headphones on.

Glitter Pumpkins

By |2012-10-25T16:45:00-04:00October 6th, 2012|

But the thing is, our kids are starting to make memories and the cognitive ability to call us out on our shit. We had a good run, Andy and I, but the vacation is over, and we're going to have to take this family shit to the next level.

Am I Bitter About Glee?

By |2012-10-25T16:45:00-04:00October 5th, 2012|

Really, Ryan Murphy? All the things? You have to destroy all the things at once? Whatever, my waistband hate you and I'm not talking to you anymore.

Happy Smut Day!

By |2013-01-14T15:55:02-05:00October 2nd, 2012|

I've cleared my schedule, put clean sheets on the bed, and stocked up on Visine, because mama's not stopping 'til this book is done.

I Do Youtube Style

By |2012-10-25T16:45:00-04:00October 1st, 2012|

We danced to Into the Mystic by Van Morrison, choreographed by the two bottles of champagne in the limo. It was not recorded.

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