I saw this wedding toast video on Facebook. It was so cute. Like, I cried and immediately hated all my friends.

But then, I didn’t really have a lot going on, and the kids were in bed, and I had some wine, and then the next thing I know, I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into a youtube wedding video shame spiral.

Some of it was ugly. Bad quality. Poor choreography. And I get it, MARRY YOU LIKE ON GLEE OMG YOU GUYS HILARIOUS.

Some of it though, was adorable.

The Best. hands down, I loved this, I watched it ten times which says a lot because sometimes I don’t even remember Justin Bieber actually exists.

I didn’t have a Father-Daughter dance, but if I did, I’d like to think it’d go like this.

I love when a group of dudes that don’t look like they could dance at all, come together, and rock the fuck out of some Thriller.

Is it awkward that the groom is 7 ft tall? Not when he can drop it like it’s hot.

And the guys ALWAYS end up out dancing the girls. Every time.

And sometimes, greatness has absolutely NOTHING to do with the bride & groom.

We danced to Into the Mystic by Van Morrison, choreographed by the two bottles of champagne in the limo, and by limo I mean the back of our friend Mark’s Chrysler 300 because we forgot to book a limo. It was not recorded.

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