Twinkies
Time to nut up or shut up. Shit just got real. Bring on the zombies.
Lazy Sunday: November 11th
Is it too early to be decorating for Christmas? I don't know, is it ever too early to celebrate the birth of Christ? Also, it's kinda a slow week for me, and I already got all the shit down from the attic.
Dirty Little Book Club: Pre-Rave The Prince
Like the Matrix but with more sodomy.
Lazy Sunday: November 4th
Oh, you stopped watching it when Tina Fey left? I know, and the Obama impersonator is really rough this year, however...
Not Your Mother’s Podcast
So naturally, I said OF COURSE OMG WHAT DID ALEC SMELL LIKE IN REAL LIFE, DID HE LOOK REALLY IN LOVE, OR WOULD HE MAKE OUT WITH ME IF HE WAS DRUNK ENOUGH!?
Trick or (Very Dirty) Treat
You know, there are benefits to being good friends with your favorite erotic humorist. I mean, besides the late night texts when you're playing Porn Scattergories and you need a name for penis that starts with a T.
Lazy Sunday: October 28th
There were tears at first, but then there were cheers and laughs and cock jokes. As we do.
Lana Wachowski
And thirty one minutes later, I cheered in my living room for a woman I had never met, who had just done one of the bravest things I'd ever seen.
Current First World Problem
When my Dish Network goes out every time it rains, or, like, clouds appear.
Lazy Sunday: October 21st
If you were to ask me, which was harder, applying fake lashes or childbirth without an epidural, I would say tie. No wait, the lashes, because the baby was gonna fall out, regardless, getting these suckers on straight was touch and go.
