All Inlcusive Not Ohio
Related: don't forget, I refuse to go on boats so no cruises, I mean, I still hate the ocean, it's a pit of nightmares.
Related: don't forget, I refuse to go on boats so no cruises, I mean, I still hate the ocean, it's a pit of nightmares.
Clear my schedule. Something important just came up.
You know what I like doing? Talking to women. I love it. Especially those really uncomfortable conversations where I get too close too soon, and next thing I know, we're in our panties sharing episiotomy scars.
I feel like I'd like to make out with him now.
Hold on to your seats folks, because I have a new special someone in my life....
Isn't rad how sometimes 15 year olds know way more about life than we do?
So in celebration of the big snip, let's relive Andy's big day, and be thankful the only thing gestating in my belly is Chipotle.
I sat down and made the weird list that I'm going to share with you now, because I like to share things and I want to make you comfortable enough to share your crazy shit with me.
Looking for mediocre parenting advice and to hear me talk about pregnant preschoolers?
My to-do list is large, and I've decided to soundtrack that with some amazing covers I've...uncovered.