Hold your manly bits, fellas! Apparently this week is the busiest week of the year for vasectomies. Something to do with March Madness and dudes wanting an excuse to be off work, sitting around watching basketball with frozen peas on their junk. True story.
So in celebration of the big snip, let’s relive Andy’s big day, and be thankful the only thing gestating in my belly is Chipotle.
Carrie, If You’re Reading This? I Am So Sorry. And Also, Your Husband Sounds Totally Hot
OMG. My husband has his scheduled for tomorrow…I never made the connection but I’m laughing my ass off now! Whatever it takes I guess:)
back after i had my last kid in 1999, it would have been in march for my ex had he had the vasectomy. here’s where it all changes: there are still active swimmers so it’s not as ‘instant’ as a tubal. then there’s the whole, ‘do you know how sensitive my balls are?’ i’m thinking, ‘do you know how much of a *ussy you are being?’ lol so i ended up being the one doing the tubal, which was fine, because after i had my youngest, i no longer had the desire to have kids. like *bam* that instant. cut to six years ago when i found out my ex’s gf was pregnant….man, i was PISSED. not really because she was pregnant, but the fact that he said that he didn’t want more kids, that had i wanted more kids i couldn’t (not that i wanted any), and that it should have been him to have had the vasectomy years before. i didn’t stay pissed long, my two girls and his son from another marriage did that lol they’re over it now though.
I read these when you first posted them, oh my God, still so funny.
By the way, did you see last weeks’ Project Runway? Tear-away men’s wear for the Thunder Down Under???!!! The results were horrid. Should of put the Mennonite jeans-makers on that one.
Crazy, my husband had his done at the end of March as well. No idea it was a trending time of year for el snippage.
Also, the third post, the one about Carrie’s husband, was the first post of yours I ever read and I’ve been your secret BFF in my head ever since.
You rock, Mrs. Gibbons. That is all.
bwahaha I’ll have to mention this to my husband when he’s ready to get snipped!
Oh wow, didn’t realize that there was a trend for this kind of stuff!!
crazy things people chart!! haha
Okay, I too didn’t realize that March is like a season for that. Well, it’s about time that men would have the V. For so long I have felt that it’s like women were more obliged to be “sterilized” than men. But I’m quite thankful that my husband went through the V without any qualms. He went through it several years ago, and it was very timely since it was at that time that our finances were in an all-time low and we couldn’t just afford to have a baby. So he had the snip. We worked hard and all. After several years of working a lot, we finally got everything settled and felt that it was time for us to have a little one. So, we had his V reversed. You may be wondering if it was successful because there have been cases where the reverse don’t take, right? But, it was. We are among the lucky ones who got a good Christian doctor to do the reversal. He’s Dr. Wilson ( http://www.microvasreversal.com – for those who might need a reversal too just like us ) and the reversal was so good I got to conceive after several months. This is why friends who knew my hubby got snipped and who found me pregnant after the reversal, wonder about it, so I just refer them to him. (Most of my friends’ husbands got the snip too.)
Anyway, for those men who want to have a vasectomy, I think now is the right time to do it. And, don’ t you worry because with the proper reversal, you will still be able to become a father! Take my husband’s experience.