Of my many, many vices, my obsession with As Seen On Tv knick-knacks is perhaps, one of the dirtiest. I can’t help myself.

I mean, flipping pancakes, buttoning my pants, stirring things, cleaning out my ears; those everyday mundane activities are hard and painful. If there is an easier way, I owe it to my family to try it.

Hey, at 3am I can either eat my feelings or work them out with a friendly, totally probably American, operator who understands my fragile emotional state, and even doubles my order as long as I pay for shipping and handling. Thanks for listening, Rakesh.

I’ll be the first to admit, most of this crap has been bunk. But, some of it has turned into my most favorite things on the whole planet.

Pajama jeans. The Magic Bullet. The Genie Bra. Dream Lites. I don’t want to live in a world where this shit doesn’t exist.

Hold on to your seats folks, because I have a new special someone in my life…. the Orgreenic Frying Pan.

You know, that green pan thing they show on tv that absolutely nothing sticks to? Yeah, that.

I’m kinda a pan snob, having spent the last eight years babying the high end Calphalon set from our wedding, but the years are starting to show, and it was time for a new set, at the very least, a new non-stick pan so we can all stop possibly getting cancer from the chunks of non-stick stuff that comes off on our food.

So, in a moment of haste, I decided to grab one of these Orgeenic pans from the TV aisle of shame at Bed, Bath & Beyond. I didn’t expect to fall in love. Not this hard. Not this fast.

orgreenic pan

But guys, this pan is glorious. It’s heavy and well made, and I swear to shit, nothing sticks to it. I have it in both sizes, but I love the big one.

So, Happy Easter to you all, without shame, from me and my As Seen On TV Orgeenic pan.

easter pancakes

Look kids, I made magic Easter pancakes!

Ewwww?

Ugh, whatever.

 

 

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