Of my many, many vices, my obsession with As Seen On Tv knick-knacks is perhaps, one of the dirtiest. I can’t help myself.
I mean, flipping pancakes, buttoning my pants, stirring things, cleaning out my ears; those everyday mundane activities are hard and painful. If there is an easier way, I owe it to my family to try it.
Hey, at 3am I can either eat my feelings or work them out with a friendly, totally probably American, operator who understands my fragile emotional state, and even doubles my order as long as I pay for shipping and handling. Thanks for listening, Rakesh.
I’ll be the first to admit, most of this crap has been bunk. But, some of it has turned into my most favorite things on the whole planet.
Pajama jeans. The Magic Bullet. The Genie Bra. Dream Lites. I don’t want to live in a world where this shit doesn’t exist.
Hold on to your seats folks, because I have a new special someone in my life…. the Orgreenic Frying Pan.
You know, that green pan thing they show on tv that absolutely nothing sticks to? Yeah, that.
I’m kinda a pan snob, having spent the last eight years babying the high end Calphalon set from our wedding, but the years are starting to show, and it was time for a new set, at the very least, a new non-stick pan so we can all stop possibly getting cancer from the chunks of non-stick stuff that comes off on our food.
So, in a moment of haste, I decided to grab one of these Orgeenic pans from the TV aisle of shame at Bed, Bath & Beyond. I didn’t expect to fall in love. Not this hard. Not this fast.
But guys, this pan is glorious. It’s heavy and well made, and I swear to shit, nothing sticks to it. I have it in both sizes, but I love the big one.
So, Happy Easter to you all, without shame, from me and my As Seen On TV Orgeenic pan.
Look kids, I made magic Easter pancakes!
Ewwww?
Ugh, whatever.


Ceramic pans equal love, I’m sure of it. I know I heart mine long time.
My boyfriend is a sucker for anything As Seen on TV. He doesn’t have a skeptical bone in his body when it comes to those commercials. You’re in good company!
My dad is the most skeptical, frugal human on the planet… but he LOVES his Orgreenic pans. He thinks they are the bees-knees.
Also, I once had a roommate who gave me an “As Seen on TV” birthday. Snuggie, that weird leg hair sandpaper, and a ped egg. Only the first one was a victory.
Forget the pan, can we talk about your rainbow pancakes ? Best.Mom.Ever.
But I was also wondering what people would think if I got myself one of those Dreamlites. I mean, I’m a 26 year old childless woman with a boyfriend who probably wouldn’t even notice if I projected the night sky onto our ceiling…
True story, Dream Lites are pricey and WAY smaller than PillowPets. BUT. OMG my kids love them. It’s been, like, 6 months and they still use them EVERY NIGHT. Worth it!
Have it. And loooooove it to bits!!!”
pancakes look yummy.
Crap—you know I have a tendency to order whatever you endorse…..looks like I’m getting one of these things. :eyeroll: @ self.
I have a confession to make. I too have this need to buy the magical products known as “as seen on tv” I’m hooked..I love them! Time-Life knows me by name! Bahaha! Honestly, I have resorted to keeping my credit card downstairs when I go to bed in the event I have insomnia (which I often do) and feel that need to order exercise equipment and or a new music collections! Btw…I’m going to Bed, bath & beyond! ;)
I just bought the little mother lover last week. After a weekend away, we used it for the first time last night. Like the Dream Light before, this little thing IS all it’s cracked up to be. I can’t wait to get my eggs in the big daddy!
I have wanted to try this pan, but was totally unsure about whether it would live up to the hype. Thanks for the info. I may just pick one up.
It’s a good thing I am always broke and I don’t have a credit card. I am such a sucker for As Seen On TV merchandise and I’ll pick it up once it hits the shelves of Walmart or CVS.
In other new, I’m glad I’m not the only one that is contracting cancer from their pans. I think my Home Shopping Network rice cooker is the worst. I tell my husband to pretend the black specs are pepper. Or something.
How did I not know that you were a As Seen On TV addict??? So am I (and my boys)! I’m broke otherwise I’d be way ahead of you on trying everything out.