The scene: Brittany’s phone died in line for the Toy Story ride, it was obviously upsetting. So, in an effort to minimize the carnage, shakes, and phantom thumb tapping, Andy gives her his phone to play with. Brittany opens up Safari to find…
*fade in*
Brittany: So are you cheating on me, or are we going to have a threesome?
Andy: Siri did that, it obviously misunderstood my question.
Brittany: That makes sense, because by “women,” I assume you meant “lawyer,” or “Kobe Bryant’s wife’s ring,” or “flesh light.”
Andy: I love you.
Scene.
Disney truly is the happiest place on Earth!
What exactly was the question that “Siri misunderstood”?
Busted.
Awesome.
LOVE that ride.
Okay look. I’m not defending Andy here, but Siri is a whore. Seriously. I’ve discovered that she loves men. Loves them. Women? Not so much. She’s more than happy to do whatever my brother needs her to do. Directions? Check. Dispose of a body? Check. Marry him? Check. Me? If ask her for a restaurant menu she informs me that she can’t find listings for restuarants in China. Which may very well be true, but I asked you for the menu for Cheesecake Factory bitch!
Anysiriisastupidbitch, all I’m saying is, I wouldn’t put it past that stupid bitch to have planted that on Andy’s phone in an attempt to split your guys up so she can have him all to himself.
And right now, you might be thinking she’s a disembodied electronic voice and I need medication. But I’ve seen I,Robot people! This shit is totally possible!
The fact that you didn’t hurt him by the time you reached Space Mountain is a true testament to your love and undying devotion.
Siri (as large eastern european man)
I find you woman. *grunt* good woman
Andy (as himself)
But that’s not what I meant, Siri…
Siri
You say word, woman, I get you woman. Don’t be baby.
Andy
Sigh, this will bite me in the ass….
Just laughed so hard, I snorted.
Smart thinking to get a screen shot.
And I agree. Siri is a tramp.