In honor of her latest book, Wallbanger, my friend Alice Clayton has been hosting a really fun holiday event, Twelve Days of Wallbanger. It’s basically been eleven days of her throwing fun giveaways all over the internet featuring all her favorite Wallbanger-esque Christmas must-haves. And, since Wallbanger prides itself on good sex, good booze and good food…well, let’s just say it’s been a good week.
Which brings us to today.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I’m not really sure how we can compete with that?
Challenge accepted.

This is a shiny brand new, fully loaded, sex red Kitchenaid Mixer. And if you’ve read Wallbanger, you obviously know, if you bake it (zucchini bread), he will come (repeatedly).
On the 12th Day of Wallbanger my Alice gave to me… the best way to make Simon appear for real!
Here we are chickens, the last day of #12daysofWallbanger. It’s been so much fun sharing all these great giveaways with you, and there was no way we were gonna end this without giving away the big mother prize of ’em all. That’s right, it’s a KitchenAid Mixer. Wallbanger leading lady, Caroline, is in love with her mixer, and it made Simon fall in love with her. I’m in love with all of you, so what better way to share the love than to give you your very own Mixer of Love.
I can’t say enough good things about my KitchenAid Mixer, it got me through my 72 hour baking marathon last weekend and it will get me through every PMS moment to come in the forseeable future. And since my girl Brittany here is part of my forseeable future, there was no one else on the planet I could think of to anchor this amazing giveaway. Unless Robert Pattinson was available. Then Brittany knows I would drop her like a hot potato, but with her blessing.
So much exciting news to share with you in the new year, stay tuned because this ride is about to go bonkers.
Happy Holidays to you and yours
Alice
xoxo
Ok, this puppy is going into the mail first thing in the morning, and here’s how you make sure it gets delivered to your doorstep: Tell me what you plan to do with your KitchenAid Mixer. Want more chances to win? Comment with even more suggestions, and if you tweet or Facebook this contest, hell leave that in a separate comment, as well! The more comments, the more chances to win, that’s just basic math.
This contest runs until tonight, Saturday, December 22nd 2012, at 11:59pm EST. You may enter as many times as you wish, just make sure to include your valid email address with each entry. One (1) winner will be randomly selected, and the prize awarded upon confirmation of winning within 24 hours.
Still looking for that last minute Christmas present? Considering giving the gift of hysterical orgasm. You can easily gift Wallbanger or Alice’s other addictive novels The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed to your friends just by having their email!
Cream cheese icing
Russian tea cakes!
Coconut cupcakes!
Parmesan mashed pitatoes
Orange liqueur cupcakes
Cupcakes, cookies and brownies, oh my!
Actually I’d probably mix…then bang
Homemade apple pie – of course!
This is the color of my couch, so I will place it on the coffee table in the living room. I will pet it every time I enter or leave the room.
Coconut cake
garlic bread
lemon bars
cranberry orange pound cake
cake balls
My first ever loaf of sourdough bread.
chocolate gnache cake
banana pudding
Chocolate pudding
Lemon cupcakes
strawberry macaroons
homemade donuts
Pumpkin bread!
Pumpkin Cheesecake!
Peanut butter cup cookies
Protein bread, need to whip the egg whites into stiff peaks and this would be so much easier…
pumpkin pie
cornbread
fondant icing
oreo cheesecake
chocolate chip cookies
blondies
meatballs!
mashed sweet potatoes with cinnamon crumble topping
egg nog
pumpkin spice iced cream
flourless chocolate cake
sticky buns
applesauce bran muffins
jello shots
homemade BBQ sauce
homemade spaghetti sauce using tomatoes from my garden
Homemade treats for my cats
crab dip
nutty cheese ball…for a christmas appetizer
spinach artichoke dip
mushroom puffs
caramel walnut torte
double chocolate pound cake
chocolate chiffon cake
lemon glazed cookies