Hey- Do u have a life insurance policy? I’m not asking because I’m gonna kill you, I’m filling out a form…on contractkillers.org. Ha. No but seriously, do you have one?-Me
Hey- Do u have a life insurance policy? I’m not asking because I’m gonna kill you, I’m filling out a form…on contractkillers.org. Ha. No but seriously, do you have one?-Me
Oh those are lousy, tell her to go to hiredgun.com, those at least now not to leave evidence.
Oh Britt-Britt (Britt-dawg?), what a character.
I know I am going to love this section!
Awesome Sauce! I don’t know what that means, but all the kids are saying it…
oh Jesus, I have found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. This is hilarious!!!!
This is the best answer. THIS!!!!
I love Brittany’s stalkery reflection in your glasses.
I’m like that quote about Jesus and the two footprints in the sand. But instead of me carrying you, I’m behind you, probably holding a knife. Does that make sense?
That is awesome. I always ask my husband how much he would be worth to me when he is dead, you know, just in case. I love that Andy is a part of this now. My husband has had one guest post so far. Now he is trying to find his funny to post more.
Awesome! Andy you are the best husband any crazy girl could ask for!!
I love this so MUCH! Hooray for encores!
OMG so funny. More please.
How about maybe a nice little “Word of the Day” type subscription service where we get a random Brittany message emailed to us each morning? It would so entertaining!
Love this! Totally laughing at the email too.
Ha! That is funny!
I should totally do that with my LovelyWife’s emails. Ok, and she should totally do that with mine. ;-) I once emailed her to tell her the number of Kraft Single slices we had in our fridge. ;-)
More!
Andy, Can we email you with questions about Brittany? That could be a whole nother spin off.
Great idea! I would like to ask: Dear Andy, Why can’t Brittany have a sister wife?
GOOD QUESTION.
Nice one to lead with, Andy. Surely the detectives won’t miss this one when searching for ‘evidence’!
Seems like a legit question.
I love that you are doing this. That is all.
More! Now! No, really–right now, please. =]
My gods the two of you are alike. :)
My answer: “No honey, I have a reverse life-insurance policy. If I die we, and by we I mean YOU, have to pay $1,000 for every year under I am under the age of 80.”
The Obama Administration wouldn’t let that happen. It’s why I voted for him.
Question: Does Andy reply to any of these emails? I feel that I send emails like this occasionally, but NEVER get a response from my husband. It’s as if he refuses to acknowledge my crazy. Also – I found a folder on my husband’s computer once that was called “Crazy stuff Jill says in her sleep” and I was all, “Wah?!” Because I feel strongly that I never talk in my sleep.