from Brittany Gibbons
to date OMG ANDY!
Remember how we were eating tacos last night and you got pissed because I was glaring at you and said I wanted to shove the fork through the side of your face because you were crunching so loud? Well I wrote something about it on twitter, and it turns out…IT’S A REAL DISORDER. Matt Lauer did a story on it and everything!
Like, medically speaking, I have a disorder and/or disability that makes me want to vomit/stab people when they chew food.
So you can’t get mad at me for being annoyed and physically ill because of your mouth noises, that’s called discrimination.
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This one actually made me laugh out loud! :)
i am laughing still….i can’t stop.
I’m sure he was both shocked and surprised when he read this email.
And that was meant sarcastically. In its purest form.
I realized the other day that when I eat almonds I purposefully bite down on them to make this loud cracking noise because I like the noise … I wanted to stab myself in the face with a fork.
I must google this disorder because I’m certain I have it. This explains why I couldn’t stand to be withing 3 rooms of my brother eating cereal all through my life. Nothing was more annoying in life. Ever.
I totally have this disorder too. It really is not that hard to blow on your soup before you put it in your mouth. Slurping is actually not required.
GTFO my husband chews crunchy cereal so loud I want to stab him with a fork, not kidding. Do I still buy the cereal yup because he loves it but I still want to stab him when he eats it.
SEE! REAL THING GUYS!
http://twitter.com/IdeationPromos/statuses/131229188417007616
I so have this, too. The sound of my husband eating popcorn, cereal, chips, etc. is like nails on a chalkboard. And he thinks he should be able to snack in bed while he’s watching his beloved Whale Wars. To that I say go ahead, but he’s not getting any. Ever. I’ll sleep on the couch.