To: brittany
From: agibbonsHey- My brother is selling his boat.
To: agibbons
From: brittanyNegative.
To: brittany
From: agibbonsIt’s actually a sick deal.
To: agibbons
From: brittanyI hate water Andy wtf, you know this? Are you trying to like, Ashley Judd from Double Jeopardy me right now?
To: brittany
From: agibbonsNo, but with a boat you could do this-
To: agibbons
From: brittanyDon’t. Don’t you dare try to appeal to my desire to make rap videos and wear gold chains, you’re not playing fair.
To: brittany
From: agibbonsYou could get a grill?
To: agibbons
From: brittanymust.resist.boat.
“it’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer” :)
Ha ha!! For a second I thought he had sent you the video to Rio by Duran Duran and I thought, that’s kind of a compelling argument.
Hahahaha. I would totally “like” this comment if I could. :)
My name is jack sparrow. Lol. Well played Andy. Hahaha
I’m with you on this one. No boats.
Oh! That’s not Rio by Duran Duran? Well then in that case, no boat!
Now I’m going to be hearing that song all day long! Hope I don’t accidentally sing it out loud here at work!
You are so strong! I would have caved instantly.
“Boats and Hos!”
I had a similar conversation once…we ended up with a money pit, I mean, a boat. And you know what was really cool about it? It sat in my driveway taking up space. That thing saw WAY more driveway action than water action. I should have made a rap video in it. At least that way, I would have a fond memory of it.
We have a boat. It’s fun. I send David and the kids out on the boat and I stay home and “clean.” You should totally let him do it.
My wife and I have the opposite problem:
Her: (Sighs) Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a boat?
Me: I hear what you just said as “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we had another vehicle to maintain and repair, my answer to which is, “Nope.”
Her: You never want to try anything new.
Me: Not true. I wouldn’t mind knowing a boat owner, so we could use *their* boat.
Her: *shakes head and walks away*
Me: What? You know B.O.A.T stands for “bring on another thousand”, right?