He had a British accent and smelled like rubber cement and cat litter. He was, however, no less magical to the little ones.
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He had a British accent and smelled like rubber cement and cat litter. He was, however, no less magical to the little ones.
Quite possibly the worst Santa ever… except for Billy Bob Thornton.
I love the Lobster claws he has for mittens!
I love how far away you are leaning from him! It’s like you are offering up Gigi as a sacrifice if he doesn’t try to touch you.
OMG – the cat litter smell would’ve done me in for sure! I work in NYC and every now and again I will get a “whiff” (more like a stench) of cat litter in the air while riding the subway and I am dying inside hoping like hell my stop is next or that someone will cut my nose off, whichever comes sooner!
Despite the accent and the smell, it’s a fantastic family shot with Santa! You guys are just such a beautiful family!!
Makes you wonder what kind of toy’s he makes! So i’m totally intrigued by the fact your family is in shorts and flip-flops.. I mean coming from somebody that lives in Alaska..that’s pretty darn festive..like Christmas in July! Fan-tan-bulous!!
hahhaaa (*snort*) as long as he doesn’t smell for Depends. hahaaaa
He didn’t smell like beef and cheese?? The whole idea of Santa and children creeps me out. My girls have never wanted to sit on his lap and I’m actually ok with that.