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I Heart New Jersey

By Brittany|2011-08-24T18:41:47-04:00August 23rd, 2011|

I miss Danielle. Just kidding. Her face looked like a panther.

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Current pain in my ass.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T08:14:30-04:00August 22nd, 2011|

What it sucked in overall enjoyment, it made up for in non-molestation and a stellar education, and in the long run, that's what matters...as long as your main goal isn't getting laid in high school, because then, my dear with your frizzy hair, big glasses and androgynous clothing tastes, you are fucked.

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Lazy Sunday: August 21st

By Brittany|2011-08-21T08:41:25-04:00August 21st, 2011|

I pretty much suck as at all forms of transportation, outside of rickshaw and segway.

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Summer.

By Brittany|2011-08-17T23:11:22-04:00August 18th, 2011|

Either way, I'm still not wearing fucking shorts, no matter how drunk you get me.

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In response to Friday.

By Brittany|2011-08-15T14:24:10-04:00August 15th, 2011|

Fact: You can't deport mental illness.

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Tweetdeck. Way more fun than chlamydia.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T08:15:28-04:00August 11th, 2011|

So you don't get twitter? Awesome. Neither does my grandpa.

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10 Rules for My Children.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T08:15:42-04:00August 8th, 2011|

4. Boys, I know sometimes you wake up and it's all weird and hard. Tell your dad about it. Not me.

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Lazy Sunday: August 7th

By Brittany|2011-08-10T17:08:25-04:00August 7th, 2011|

We always wear our pajamas to the drive-in. Coming down from a sugar high is way easier if we don't have to change into our comfy pants mid withdrawal. If you were in my brain right now, you would be scared and claustrophobic and there would be absolutely no place to put your drink down, [...]

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