It’s fall! Sorta. Ugh, why is it so fucking hot outside!?
I spent yesterday at Lowes. It went about like this.
My husband is out of town and I want to build him something to surprise him when he gets back.
Alright, what did you have in mind?
I’m not sure, but I should tell you I only know where the hammer, screwdrivers and nails are, and I would prefer if I didn’t have to saw anything.
Um, well we have pre-cut birdhouse kits.
Oh, I don’t like birds.
Alright, well…what about just installing something already put together, like a cool light or something in the bathroom?
I don’t trust myself with electricity, but I am super good with caulk. Get it? CAUULLLLK.
Yeah. Yeah I get it.
He wasn’t super helpful and he eventually pretended he had to “help” this old guy lift wood into his cart. People just assume old people with oxygen tanks in wheelchairs need everything done for them, but I prefer to see them has handi-CAPABLE. So, I wandered around until I got the best idea ever! But I can’t tell you what it is because Andy is probably internet stalking me from Korea, so you have to wait until Friday.
This week I wrote about how I helped Andy poop in Korea at 2am. Why I shouldn’t be in charge of the education of others. How I found my “special purpose,” (Spoiler alert, that means wiener.) And, then I gave you an awesome soup recipe, because I like food I can dip carbs into and tastes good with beer.
Andy has loaded his new area, The Brittany Emails, through the week and it’s been hilarious to see how crazy he thinks I am. As soon as he gets home, he will be excitedly answering all your questions and comments, because God knows his ass won’t be sleeping courtesy a 14 hour time difference.
On a serious note, this week on Curvy Girl Guide, I wrote about how my mom lost her job, and how weird it’s been.
We are also running a contest over there that ends tonight, so check it out for a chance to win a pashmina!
Now on to the cool crap I saw online this week:
(Confession: This is the most coherent she has ever been to my brain.)
Holy shit, Bad Lip Reading comes to me from Facebook courtesy reader, Ken Flask, and it is one of the most hilarious sites I have ever seen. I’ve spent hours there. Ken, I don’t know whether to kiss you or punch you in the nuts.
I am fascinated by this whole Occupy Wall Street thing, and these signs are kinda awesome.
This is way less funny than I am giving it credit for, but I blame the fact that I have watched Rio and The Bee Movie over 900 times in the last 7 days, and I cannot stop snickering over this.
I’m trying to decide if I should spend 7k on this. My head says no, but my heart says HOVA.
Check out the latest episode of Brittany & Meredith Live, we accidentally spoke live with a probably sexual predator.
Remember to catch up on The Brittany Emails, updated 5 days a week courtesy Mr. Gibbons.
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Gigi looks EXACTLY like you.
I was at Lowe’s recently. The men kept asking if I needed help. Which I don’t. I almost wanted to do a table check with them just to prove it.
A wild guess but does Gigi by any chance like Hello Kitty? She is adorable!
I have no fallen in love with badlipreading.com. THANK YOU.
Your kids are gorgeous.