Weeks are long.  Ohio is muggy.  Sunday’s are dirty.  Let’s relive it together.

So, before I go into why I will be in New York City in a week to be on television, probably half naked, let’s just spend the day getting that visual out of our heads and trying to resist the urge to shave our heads, because, OH THE HUMIDITY.

Ok so first, if you didn’t get a chance yet, check out where I talk about how much I blow at coaching my kid’s soccer team.

Second, I would love for you to buy the book, Stories I’ve Only Told My Mom.  It’s only $4.99.  You can buy it for your eReader or to download and read on your computer.  It’s also now available for kindle on Amazon!   Oh also, I am in it.  I don’t want to spoil it for you, but I talk about losing my virginity and how my dad hates my period.

Third, one of my favorite things is meeting amazing new people, and I got the chance to hang out with the COOLEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET.  I met up with Brandi and Kyle at a local Mexican cantina, famous for their knock you on your ass margaritas.  Oh, Andy tagged along also, and on the way home, he stated, at minimum four times, that it was the funnest night ever, he and is normally super crabby and never talks, so this was totally a big deal.  It honestly didn’t hurt that they were both absolutely gorgeous.  He has a hard life.  Anyways, Kyle is the owner of Barley & Birch, and if you haven’t seen it, it’s just this little world changing mega company that does more good in four seconds than I do all day.  Oh, and they make kids clothes that make me drool.   Ladies, it was such a blast, let’s please do it again as soon as humanly possible.

Fourth, it’s almost summer, which means it’s almost, officially, Andy’s least favorite time of year.  The time when we have this conversation about 400 times.

Lastly, you know what makes me happy?

And, you would know all of that if you followed me on Pinterest.  Because, really, who needs clean clothes or warm meals or shaved armpits, when I can create a virtual pin board of everything I love and covet, OMG it’s like the new Amazon Wish List, only better, because now I can show it to Andy and he has to look at it, unlike when I send him my monthly Wish List that he has marked as Spam, don’t think I don’t know, Andrew.

If you are already on Pinterest, I’d love to follow you, and if you aren’t let me know, and I will fire off an invite to you.

(Yes. It’s apparently by invite only at this time.  Much like GMail was in 2004.)

(Fact:  I bought my GMail invite on eBay for $5.00.  I am that kind of nerd.)

(I also still have 900 remaining Google Wave invites, if anyone needs one.  No?  It opened to the public in 2010?  It doesn’t even exist anymore because it was the stupidest platform ever?  Well, that was a waste of $5.)

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