Sometimes life is more fun when you aren’t wearing mom shoes.
Weeks are long. Pie is good. Sunday’s are dirty. Let’s relive it together.
I’m not a super emotional person in public. Mostly because I cry super easily, and not the cute wait I hafta go to jail for real? Lindsay Lohan courtroom cry, I’m talking, like, full on John Boehner. Which is why, when I write about something real and serious and emotional, I basically hit publish and runaway from the computer.
But, I just have to say, I have never felt so thankful. Every comment you leave, whether it’s joking around with me, making me crack the fuck up, letting me know you get what the hell I am trying to say, or sharing your own story…those things are my favorite.
So, for your words here, thank you. Andy and I read every comment and email together, and we’re just so grateful.
OHMYGOD LOOK OVER THERE, A NAKED OLD GUY! *wipes eyes*
Ahem, moving on, we have so much going on in our lives right now, and that very much includes getting our Jude back to normal, loads of travel, laundry, cough*atvscript*cough, winning the game of who can ignore the moldy leftovers in the fridge the longest (You’re going DOWN, Andy), and decide what to do with my hair, because it’s at an awkward boob length, and it either need to be cut or get sister wife extensions put in, and OBVIOUSLY THIS IS PRESSING.
In other news.
On High Chair Critics, I offer you my motherhood cheat sheet. I’d offer you alcohol as well, but it’s illegal for me to mail it out to strangers, because you could be a teenager. Or wear an ankle monitor. I just can’t be responsible for you going back to prison.
I rehash my hatred of shorts and the fact that my thighs touch each other on Curvy Girl Guide. Check out the comments for great tips of thigh chafe lube, GENIUS! This is the type of shit I totally think of, but people always beat me to it…I’m looking at you, Mantyhose.
Has Glee jumped the shark? First, I’d like to direct your attention to Steven Tylers jowls on season 48 of Seriously, Who’s the Winner From Last Year, Again? Was it Taylor Hicks or Did I Just Blackout For Ten Years, He’s Probably Really Famous By Now, Right? Idol. And then, tell you no, no it has not, and I am going to give you ten reasons why. Let’s talk it out, I’d love some discussion on this.
Lastly, I am feeling a bit….this. Andy is peacing out for a week on a work retreat, my mama and her 700 pugs are moving in to help keep me sane, and I need a pick me up. Got something awesome to show me? Let’s see it!
Okay, I was completely distracted by your shoes. LOVE them. And still love Glee as well.
Thank you! Shoedazzle.com
It’s my $39 a month splurge….or crack addiction…whatever.
I think I showed you the coolest thing I could, which was the giant stomach shaped hair ball.
I don’t think that can ever be topped.
http://www.wimp.com/guiltiestdog/
Dude, that guilty dog looked just like John Travolta when he cried.
Be sure to hide those super cute kicks from your mom’s 700 invading pugs, because the bigger the pack, the more likely it is that at least one is a shoe-destroyer.
That’s all I have on a Sunday morning.
I’ll stuff them and sell them on ebay. FACT.
You’ve got this too look forward to soon: http://secretagentmama.com/blog/2011/03/20/weekly-winners-spring-is-in-the-air/
OMG YES. Hurry, please!
i LOVE that song.
You wrote something? I should comment? Shoes, all I saw were amazing shoes!!!
Dude, I know, I just stare at them on my dresser.
Shoedazzle.com. They make me feel pretty.
OK, firstly…one for the curvy girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSrcz0M5-t4
And another one just ’cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM&feature=related
Enjoy
x
PS – Those are some serious ‘follow me-fuck me’ heels.
I want.
First, I fucking love you.
Second, I am super self conscious in my leggings now.
Third, every girl need one pair of fuck me heels. It’s how we drink for free with out really having to put out.
Huge HUGS headed your way. Try and remember to breath while the whole world spins around you, then stop and smile. I’ve said for a long time,”When you feel you are getting to the end of your rope, that’s where the fun is. You add a block of wood (hole in it) and tie a knot below it. SWING!!! Just remember to always swing, laughing helps too!” Then the poem “The Swing” by Robert Louis Stevenson goes through my head. (((HUGS)))
That’s amazing, thank you so much!
I was almost killed in a food co op riot over at http://www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com. It was every co op-er for themselves, as there were tangleos to be had, and Swiss Chard.
I am loving GLEE so much that sometimes I hold out on watching a DVR-taped episode, just so that I can watch TWO. It’s like tantric GLEE.
TANTRIC GLEE!?
That is the best phrase ever.
Love the shoes! hehe…and your post, too! ;)
Hmmm…the shoes are so awesome, it is hard to type anything but that!!! If you are looking for things “to see”…what is cool to me in MY world exists, well…in MY world:
http://www.mandmpage.blogspot.com
And, I would love to comment about Glee. But, I can’t. I don’t watch it (insert shock-and-awe-sigh here).
I forgive you for not watching Glee, but only because you love shoes as much as I do.
mmm… I don’t know how AWESOME this is, but I think it’s pretty darn cute. It’s my daughter. My mini-me.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/texanmama/5527824119/
OH MY….OVARIES!
She sucked me in, I was totally going through your photostream swooning!
Be sure to take time to breathe — can’t begin to wrap my head around all that you are going through. (And hello? A TV Script?!?!?! Cough.)
Quick giggle for you:
So a skunk, a turd and a pile of vomit walk into a bar…
http://www.mom-mom-mom.com/2011/02/09/so-a-skunk-a-turd-and-a-pile-of-vomit-walk-into-a-bar/
Yes, Coach Beiste has made me cry. I am sure it was PMS, right?
Ok you disabled comments but DUDE, I don’t know whether those pictures your kid drew would make me laugh or make me the PROUDEST MOTHER EVER FOR REAL.
And you’re wearing those fab shoes with a nice trouser jean. Stacy and Clinton would be so proud … what? I spent my entire weekend watching What Not To Wear and Say Yes to the Dress. I think the latter is self inflicted punishment, as I sit on the couch with my dog in all my single glory, hating these girls with their handsome fiances and their parents who happily plunk down $10,000 for a dress that’s only going to be worn for a few hours.
I live for What Not To Wear. I BEG Andy to submit me but only if he promises to only take flattering secret footage shots.
16 comments and nobody has brought up the mantyhose yet??? Seriously, what would you say to a guy if you saw him wearing mantyhose? I love the tutorial about how to put them on!
I KNOW! I am shocked nobody is like, OMGMANTYHOSE!
No, thank you for writing. When my Kid was diagnosed with Leukemia last August I spent 3 months in the hospital and at night when I couldn’t sleep I went back and read every post you’d written. So thank you for keeping me sane and laughing through the darkest times of my life. xoxo
I can’t begin to tell you how much this comment means to me. Truly.
I personally think this show is a train wreck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmMkiD9Z58
I just sat here…for about 20 minutes with my mouth hanging open, processing what I just saw.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED!?
I made the mistake of reading your fish fry post to my fiance. He’s now adopted “unstable” as one of his new favorite words. High five to Andy for being such a trend setter (even if it comes at my expense).