I went glasses shopping. I didn’t buy these…or did I?
Poppy ate my glasses. She’s cute an all, but some days, I swear to God the only reason I have a dog is because the ground’s too frozen to dig a hole.
Well, it was an eventful week. First, I invented something that is basically going to change the face of the period. Honestly, I am probably going to be more famous than Sir Victor Tampon.
Then, I decided I am going to force the fashion industry to embrace my body with clothes that I 1. love, and 2. aren’t cut like a circus tent and covered in flowers or cartoon animals. Believe me. This will happen.
I also decided that Mark Zuckerberg did the world a favor not inventing Facebook until I was out of the dating game.
Then lastly, Andy did this. WHAT A TOOL, RIGHT!? Ahem. I’m kidding. I’m awkward about emotional things and feelings.
And now for cool shit I saw on the internet this week…
I found Andy’s Valentine’s Day gift. Does anyone know how to knit?
This is one of my favorite Amazon reviews for a Sage Bundle to Smudge your house with ever. (thanks, Wendi!)
And now, here’s some Tumblrs to look at if you’re super bored:
- What Does Lindsay Lohan Do All Day??
- Halloween or Williamsburg
- Hungover Owls
- Names I call my Junk
- Mamrie!
Hey! Don’t forget to check out the latest episode of BML. It’s HYSTERICAL. AS ALWAYS. Click here to check it out!
To keep up with everything I love, I suggest joining me on Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Facebook, Google +, and Twitter.
I know how to knit, but I think those shorts would easier to make if they were crocheted. And I’m pretty sure I could find a pattern on Pinterest. Just sayin’….
I can knit, but those are awfully good!!!
Please tell me you DID get those glasses.
So the Andy thing led to the TED talk… can’t believe I missed it the first time around. OMG, you are my HERO!!!! And because of you, my daughter will be confident in her skin. I have always been ashamed of my body. My husband gets upset at me all the time because I run from the shower into a towel into clothes and will generally hide in my closet when I dress myself. Thank you-thank you- thank you! You are beautiful and sexy and I want to be you when I grow up! (Did I use enough exclamation points here?)
I’m pretty sure you can buy those on Etsy. I saw something similar featured in Regretsy.com.
Um, Andy’s present I mean. Duh.
My husband will be getting the Hungover Owl book for Valentine’s Day. Thanks! I can’t stop laughing, and I needed that this weekend.
I think I love that Amazon sells sage bundles to get rid of your ghosts! Holy hell- they really DO have everything! Colormeimpressed!
i have those glasses!