How drunk do you have to be on your honeymoon in Las Vegas that this happens?
Jude: Mom, when I get big, what do I get to be next?
Me: What do you mean, Jude, like a job?
Jude: No, like when I get big do I get to be a girl next?
(Chaz Bono freak out session inside Andy’s head right now, somebody get this kid a football and some boobies to motorboat!)
Me: No babe, sorry, you get to be a grown up boy like daddy. Super hairy and grumpy, you are welcome, sir.
Jude: Why don’t we get to be girls, too?
Wyatt: Jude, you don’t want to be a girl, mom wears giant band aids in her underpants and her boobs look weird.
I felt pretty for a whole four seconds yesterday. Thanks Wyatt.
Speaking of vaginas, do not ever give me the log in information to any of your social media accounts or sites. Or else, you will end up with something like this buried somewhere on your blog….
See Meredith? And now you know.
This is how you learn, Andy. And for the record, almost none of that was effective, and two of the things made him wet himself.
So, this was an exciting week, it was officially announced that I have a new gig contributing to a new lifestyle show, Rebecca Regnier’s Full Plate. It’s like the View but way funny and also we eat. Click here to check out her announcement and click here to Like it on Facebook.
I adore television, and love the chance to get some face time while I shop around my own show. It’s a mixture of Chelsea Lately, Kids in the Hall, Absolutely Fabulous and Hey Dude. It’s going to be huge. If you are a television mover and shaker, and you are reading this, you should totally produce it. We’ll be RICH!
Also this week…
Click here and then here to read about my kindergarten drama.
Click here to see me wax poetic about my love for New Jersey.
Click here to see the most bad ass first car ever.
And, click here to see me take my love of Shark Week to a whole new level.
On Curvy Girl Guide, we decided to help you find the perfect jeans for your body, and then we show you how hot we are in our favorite pairs.
My favorite things this week would include:
Two kick ass Droid apps! My Cast Lite (Free), an awesome weather app with a live radar of your area. Totally helps with my fear of unknowingly dying in a tornado. Also, OurGroceries (Free) I can now make my grocery list, synch it to our smart phones, add recipes, and arrange the items on the list based on the layout of the store.
I ordered this for a baby shower gift. Seriously. Stop inviting me places.
Click here to check out this zombie-fucking-tastic link Lisa R.posted to my Facebook wall!
Seriously, I still miss Crystal Pepsi.
To keep up with everything I love, I suggest joining me on Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Facebook, Google +, and Twitter.
Okay, I want that Mr. Darcy shirt for my hubs. He has been bending over backwards to take care of me after this totally elective, very difficult surgery I just had and he even brings me home candy I like after work to make me smile. Plus, with the after surgery drugs, I don’t even notice his snoring. Win!
I know where you can still get those crispy M&M’s. We have them here in Germany, in fact there is a half eaten bag of them in my kitchen right now. P.S. I can be easily bribed to mail you some.
Did they have a shirt that says “I’m NOT Mr. Darcy”? :/
Who is henry and how hard is it to get his balls onto Andy’s face? I might be willing to try that to stop all the snoring around here.
You have to check out Cozi family organizer (free). It syncs calendar, shopping lists, to do list on all platforms so any of us can add at ny Tim an it immediately syncs. You can also e-mail it beginning of week with. Summary of everyone’s schedule. Can color code kids too. I have it on iPad, Droid phone, PC, hubby’s iPhone, laptop and iPad. Kids have it on their iTouchs too. It s awesome!
You have to check out Cozi family organizer (free). It syncs calendar, shopping lists, to do list on all platforms so any of us can add at ny Tim an it immediately syncs. You can also e-mail it beginning of week with. Summary of everyone’s schedule. Can color code kids too. I have it on iPad, Droid phone, PC, hubby’s iPhone, laptop and iPad. Kids have it on their iTouchs too. It s awesome!
Giant bandaids in your underpants… wow… I’m glad I was drinking anything, I totally would have blew it out my nose.
My three year old son tells me about twice a week when he’s grown up he’s going to be a girl like mommy. That plus his love of painted toenails (his own of course) and his love all things pink and sparkly drive my husband crazy ;) I of course love it!
Does that Mr. Darcy have moobs?
My husband’s name is Darcy. Mr. Darcy, in fact.
Enough said.
OMG! If you are talking about Hey Dude from youtube, I totally go to school with those guys!!! I feel kind of famous. Almost.
Hahahaha, you never fail to amuse me even on my worst days!! And speaking of snoring, this is hilarious!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NONrer8kfY
We use Our Groceries too. It’s awesome. No matter where I am, I can add something to the grocery list. And if The Mr. and I grocery shop together, we can be in totally different aisles and be using the same list. He set up our list to match our grocery aisles, and we can add more items in any time. I also added lists for Target, hardware store, and the other smaller grocery we only go to for quick stops. We also set up menu items and all the ingredients that go in them, so we can add things on the fly to the list, without having the actual recipe in front of us. It took me a while to get used to, rather than listing everything out on paper, but now I’m in love.
Ok so I think I’ve left maybe mmm… two comments. I mostly just lurk in the few spare moments of free time I get… BUT… I just had to say… You look absolutely STUNNING, Brittany. Seriously, not that you weren’t gorg before… but the few pictures I’ve just seen posted, and you are looking EXTRA fab.u.lous. Just had to tell ya!
Thank you, seriously, I just….you just made me smile REALLY huge and dorky like.