Meredith and I, pre-OMG SURPRISE ANDY, but post-one bottle of wine. We’re the best party planners ever.
Weeks are long. Mohair suits are sexy. Sunday’s are dirty. Let’s relive it together.
Ok so, this is really a lazy Sunday, because for Andy’s birthday, I decided to throw him a 30th birthday scavenger hunt, so I am not only exhausted, but also a touch hungover.
Andy had clues taking him to an RC Car & Plane show (where I wanted to hang myself), because in case you didn’t know this about him, Andy? Huge remote control airplane nerd. As seen by the video he made of our house HERE. After that, clues took him to Best Buy to get his gift wrapped new Droid and other techie guy crap, then home to change, then to a big surprise birthday dinner at his favorite Indian restaurant that I filled with his bestest friends. That was the best part of the night, first, to see his face, and second, it’s BYOB, which, in my opinion, is the best type of restaurant ever!
Well, at least, that’s what I thought last night. This morning I am all, why is the sun so fucking bright, where are my shoes, there’s curry in my bra, what kind of idiot makes their restaurant BYOB!?
So, let’s see. This week on High Chair Critics, I give you a family fun night cheat, and Gigi proceeds to take the cutest photo on the planet. I am biased, but whatever.
On Curvy Girl Guide, we launched the second week of Project Real, in which we punch High School burn books and poor self image in the testicles. We’d love you to participate!
I also relived the fact that when I lay down on my back, I look like a 12 year old boy. It’s pretty sexy. Ask Andy, it totally turns him on.
Today I have to photograph a baptism, start maybe packing for New Orleans, and watching Star Wars with Andy and the kids because, seriously, who made the rule you have to do whatever the birthday boys says? Doesn’t he know I’m exhausted and have a DVR full of Top Model and Storage Wars waiting for me?
(And yeah, I said Storage Wars, don’t judge it ’til you see it. It’s like the gangsta version of Antiques Road Show. CHRIST WHO AM!?)
So, today my inner soundtrack shall beeee….THIS.
You hair is uh-mazing in this photo, it that a french braid or what? I must know. Happy lazy Sunday!
you know that little mouse from Cinderella? DUH… Happy Burthday! I guess yours is comin up!!!
Wow… you are a much better wife than me, I would have never sat through an RC anything. We are totally addicted to Storage Wars. Have a great sunday… super lazy here, 3pm still in PJs. Happy Birthday Andy!
I love storage wars too :-/
Oh boy. The comment under the photo? “Pre-surprise Andy”?? I totally thought you were telling him via blog you were preggers again.
Okay, I never watch Antique Road Show because it makes me feel super old. Like, I find myself gravitating to the nearest recliner, putting on a house dress that snaps up the front, and eating cracker jacks while my cat sits on my lap. Maybe Storage Wars will free me of this problem.
Storage Wars is the shit
I read this and was totally like, “Ooo storage wars!” Thank you Brittany for once again making me feel a tad more normal… or at least socially acceptable!
Just gotta say I love me some storage wars :-)
Amanda I was just going to post the exact same comment!
Barry is cool as shit. I would punch Dave in the voice box if I met him. Anything to stop that Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
I love storage wars. I HATE Dave and wish somebody would stab him with a fork. Barry is my fave.
My husband and I think Barry is what Charlie Sheen will look like at that age…with the bowling shirts, the hair, the sunglasses, etc
I have never heard of Storage Wars. I just tried Netflix and they told me sorry, but Star Wars is not available to watch instantly. *sigh*
I love the scavenger hunt!!! Now I want to do one for my hubby’s next birthday. I am totally curious what clues you used. Were you with him the whole time? What fun!
I am going to break it down tomorrow!
Awesome! Thank you!