Weeks are long. Pancakes are God. Sunday’s are dirty. Let’s relive it together.
Yesterday we spent the day landscaping and digging out old, overgrown bushes. I can’t move my arms above my shoulder, and when I took off my bra, a pound of dirt fell to the floor. I want to go ahead and never have to do that again.
This week on highchair critics, I fall in love with spring, only to have it ripped prematurely from my open embrace and sloppy french kisses.
I wrote about porn on Curvy Girl Guide. Yeah, I really have no way to pretty up that sentence.
I gave up pop for Lent. This has been the first week I haven’t wanted to stab someone.
I’ve spent way more time than I’d like to admit watching this.
Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead.
Anti-Joke may just be my favorite new website.
Late next week is New Orleans. My hair is already thrilled. I need a good de-humidifying product.
Just a bit of Aveda’s Brilliant Anti-Humectant pomade before blow-drying is what it takes for me. Yesterday was the first day of real humidity down here and boy, it was a doozy.
1. Your hair is gorgeous.
2. Anti-humidity and overall shiney goodness comes from Q oil from Oprah’s man Andre Walker. Trust me. I don’t work for them I just have to tame this beast.
I can help on the anti-humidity….
I live in Florida, and have that curly/wavy hair that just likes to frizz and expand when it gets humid (which is 360 days a year here). Lately I have been using Organix Coconut milk anti-breakage serum. 2 pumps of it on my soaking wet hair, and then I let it air dry. I actually wind up with those nice soft wavy curls instead of brillo-head. Not to mention it smells so good I have to restrain myself from licking it off my hand! (I have no vested interest in Organix – just love the stuff!). Hope that helps!
Obviously I’m to late to the shrub-pulling party, but I just watched some guys on TV hook a chain around the shrubs and to their truck and then they just drove up – pulling the shrub and most of the roots with them! I want to try it now, but my mom likes her shrubs.
I love Blue Moon! Wish it came in a light version.
I love Blue Moon. And I totally thought you wrote that you gave up POOP for lent. Which would have been way more dramatic and hilarious.
The anti-joke website is too funny for words. Thanks for giving me *another* reason to be on my laptop for HOURS!!!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicki, get to work and stop watching the video!!!!!!!! That is so cool though!
I am headed to Texas this week, and I am sure I will look like Rosanna-rosanna-danna, except I will have a niece and nephew in tow, and hopefully some margaritas. The hair will go mad, and I might go along with it. Hair cheers.
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I gave up soda for Lent, too. Just 2 more weeks – we can do it! Besides, it’s an excuse to drink beer instead. “But, honey, I *would* have gotten a soda…”
So I have been complaining about the heat hear all day. 85 in April horrid! I also wanted to say that since I was sick and making Matt do everything for me (come on it only happens once a year if that) I read your past posts(for 2years). I totally missed a lot :)
Dirty Sunday was me making someone’s day infinetly worse by having to see me naked on the full body scan at the airport. They also patted down my head. I am not Snookie, that is all head there lady! Is what I wanted to tell her, but I just shut my mouth and hoped she didn’t ruin my awesome hair.
“What’s red and smells like blue paint”…”red paint” Ha ha ha!! So funny! Thanks for the anti-jokes hook-up. I’m on page 5 with what looks like about 420 pages left. My employer thanks you too ;)